Monster

The View - Going down.... Not any more, cos CONNOR HAS GONE!!

Correct. They are clearly head of an international ring of Vauxhall thieves. Scum of the highest order. Hangings too good for 'em!

You have a stolen car mate.

Aye Rowan, my mother-in-law hates me too, but she doesn't bother showing it any more because for years now I've just smiled at her more. They hate that!

Kaiser Chiefs - Angry Mob. Not bad actually.

The Killers - Jenny was a friend of mine

I concur. I think it means getting the girls I-Pod playlist.......

Women who pilfer their mans beer and complain about the free beer instead of buying their own preference.

Take that back or I shall throw my collection of Paris Hilton cookbooks and dog walking manuals at you!

I'm blushing and giggling like a schoolgirl now.

Is it a gay resort you're going to work at in Italy then?

Are you still here? When do you piss off to Italia?

Or could it be that i'm just not vacuous or shallow enough to care what the jumper looked like in comparison to the heartwarming fact that my granny knitted it?

Well, thanks, that's me scarred mentally for the rest of today.

Don't judge cars by their looks, that's what women do. Remember most of the time you are in it looking out, who cares what it looks like? The 600 has Honda mechanics for a fraction of the price of a Honda and is 130 BHP, gives 34-35 to the gallon and is a pleasure to drive.

Rover 600. Quality.

Apology accepted on ayrgirls behalf.

Happy Birthday Ruggy - that is NOT up for debate.

Arctic Monkeys - Perhaps vampires is a bit strong.........

We are the middle house of a row of three, and we back onto the back of another three. In the summer we get together and have the occasional barbeque and beers. We watched some world cup games in the garden of the people directly across from us - he opened his patio doors and put his telly there and we all sat in the garden drinking beers from a chiller and watching the WC. Fantastic! Unfortuneately there's a young single guy next door to us and he's an ignorant arsehole. He has all-night parties with music that can best be described as 'laughable'. A couple of weeks ago he had someone in playing the bagpipes at 2am. There really is nothing you can do, so I don't even bother chinnning him. At the end of the day you have to live in your house and it's best not to risk a fued with a moron. He is such a choob he lied about being the manager in the job he recently got - another neighbour works for the same employer in a different dept. and told us he was a mere kitchen hand. But why lie, unless you are a moron?

Currently reading 'Heartfelt' by Scotsman columnist Aiden Smith. It's about a diehard Hibby who spends a season going to Hearts games. It's a lot more entertaining than it seems, although it's in that Nick Hornby 'middle-class football fan' style which the author creditably acknowledges and laughs about.

James - Lazy

I couldn't post this yesterday as pie and bovril was down. When I went to meet the boy from school yesterday at 3pm, one of the mothers of a classmate of his had come to pick her son up....on a horse. Now, I like horses, but surely a Primary school access road is not the place to sit on a horse and wait for your child? There must have been upwards of 50 vehicles coming into the school at that point. Surely this is gross stupidity? The bloody thing was standing at the entrance of the school part blocking the road. People like this should be sterilised.