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Sally Magnusson is presenting something about that tomorrow morning. I have Sky + on record

i agree with this completely, but the decision to post/keep quiet isn't mine to judge. I can understand why it makes people uncomfortable to be honest. Some of us have serious issues in our lives that we would be reticent to reveal on an internet forum.

Fair enough. I don't have an axe to grind with Sam as it happens, I quite often agree with her on certain issues. My opinion is that mental health should be taken seriously enough to warrant a bit of leeway though. I don't think that's too much to ask. It's not as if Rowans the only one that gets picked on by pie and bovril folks though. Nature of the beast.

Human beings genuinely appall me sometimes. Very sad.

Stay calm. Get help. Do not panic.

ayrgirl and I went out one night for a drink and sat down and planned our wedding. We got to 200 names and stopped in sheer despair. We ended up in the registry office in her village and back for a meal at the local pub, with 20 people. It was brilliant! Keep the faith, everything will work out.

Slayer - Raining blood. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevilllllllllllll

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Dani California

The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight. "...they smelt of pubs: and Wormwood Scrubs, and too many right wing meetings...." Class..... B)

Now you're just over-egg(McMuffin)ing the pudding!

They should all be filleted, o' fish.

He clamped my car in a disabled space. I cried. He made up a silly name to cheer me up.

Rammstein - Mein Teil

No, they really didn't. It was left to Cowley to keep a lid on their simmering discontent.

Don't worry, as I recall Bodie and Doyle never really got on.

The Fratellis - Henrietta

If there was an award for best use of photos on pie and bovril, I would vote for you every time sir!

Is that what the arresting officer said to you when he was hauling turkeys from your ripped clothing?

I hid inside to avoid the gormless bint I was stalking seeing me and phoning the Police

Absolute comedy genius! Can you eat a box of microchips faster than they can as well?

Cue much pisstaking next week.....

Having a wife that wont get off her arse and get some beer to chill in the fridge for later.

Saw II last night. Very good, gory and scary. 7/10

The Jam - News Of The World Kickin' it old skool aiiii?

Razorlight - America