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happy Birthday Whistle Blower fella! Did you get that Barca trip from the Mrs.?

King Kong last night. Not bad special FX, but a piss poor plot and too much padding. It was 3 hours long and it could easily have been 2 hours. 4/10

Happy Birthday today to the creator of forum heaven. Also, a belated Happy Birthday to Marrez, p and b's least geeky geek, and Spanky Rodriguez, p and b's second most avid Barca fan.

Paul Weller - Out of the sinking ayrgirl got the new cd for her birthday. It's fucking outrageously brilliant.

Happy Birthday ayrgirl! Love you very much! XXXXX Also happy birthday to my good mate and occasional partner in crime gordy b!

look on the bright side, now you can use the money for a lads holiday to the 'Dam or Hamburg.

You'll have the last laugh as you get to witness our unique brand of expansive attacking football at Forthbank. Okay, so the Samaritans have you on 'call blocking' now.......

My auntie had a fall yesterday and broke her jaw and cheekbone

Big Country - One Great Thing

Happy Birthday LYT!

I don't get commission, so...meh. Have them for nowt. Nobody's looking.

*hands out in front of myself in speechless body language 'told you so!' response*

I knew you were a Harry Ramp! You may need a few more than 3 to build a hoose. 3 bricks will cost you about 33 pence. Cash or charge, sir?* *Note:We do not accept buttons, dead rats, or half consumed cans of super lager as legal tender

I know - you should see my bank charges! Actually i'm just a sad b'stard who spends all his working day on here because at this time of year nobody buys bricks.

The cost of stalking these days...it's criminal!

No, but maybe if Mr. Connor had shown that much passion last week, we might have seen a bit of fight on Saturday.

More vehicular relating complaint! I have to drive the Drouthy bus tomorrow, therefore i won't be drinking. Not only that, it's my office Christmas do tonight, with free drink, and i can't even drink! The first ungrateful arsehole that moans to me on that bus tomorrow is getting telt tae pick a windae.

Find a trustworthy independant garage and have a full service on your car for around £70, AND probably get a better job done. All this FDSH when re-selling is a bit of a nonsense, unless you change cars every couple of years. A service is a 'healing process' for the wear and tear on your engine. The spark plugs get changed, the oil and it's filter get changed, and the air filter. Most get points changed as well. This is to allow the engine to run more efficiently. An M.O.T is an examination of the basic roadworthiness of your vehicle, including emissions tesing, brakes, fluids, lights, electrics, in order that your car is basically deemed sound to be on the highway for another year.

Big Country - Wonderland. Good job a certain moderator aint around.....

Awww! Isn't 'spooning' romantic?

No.....must resist......obvious stereotype............ My moan this morning is my brother-in-law who thinks he's a bigshot demanding that the wife buy a steak pie pie big enough for him on Boxing Day(also her birthday) when we go to the mother-in-laws. Buy your own ya moany faced Star Wars obsessive!

Expectation bears no relation to the right to moan. I haveonce said how i wasn't going to a game. The manager is an utter joke, but is employed because he is cheap. He has apparently been told he must make the play-offs or else. At the moment, given his tactical acumen(or lack thereof) that's not looking likely. I would expect that we could realistically be a 1st Division club. This is the longest spell Ayr United has ever had out of the top 2 divisions(3 seasons), therefore i don't think my expectation is unreasonable.

What brought that on?!?!?!? What gives you the impression that i thought Ayr were EVER a good team? I go every week, home and away. Mediocre shite would be over-estimating the team to the nth degree! Did you just say 'like the rest of us' ? Yes, i thought so. I had to check there, as there appears to be an error in your profile. It says you support Stenhousemuir. Thing is, i just can't find them anywhere in the league table. Are they a junior team? 'Like the rest of us' Like f**k son.