Cerberus

Is it a requirement that all the gays cut about like Liberace?

Some shouty attention seeking Australian woman denied entry to the US. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/apr/12/yassmin-abdel-magied-says-she-is-being-deported-from-us Nice one.

Good for him. He seems like he's pish but I hope he makes a success of it. Hopefully more young Scottish players do it rather than sign for English lower league clubs.

It looks like May will get her way and Britain will start chucking missiles at Syria. There is a magic missile tree.

Do they avoid greens out of principal? A lot of Rangers fans seem to be hefty.

To be honest unless the players have chucked it then I'd be hoping to get at least 12 points from those games.

SOD winning player of the month. I liked him for us but let's not get away from the fact that he was too shite to cut it at Luton in English League 2.

Pronounce 30 as “therty” rather than thirty.

My new boss was forwarding me every bridge call that he had coming up so I started purposely double booking myself with other meetings so I have an excuse not to be on them. At first he kept asking why I wasn't on but now he just gives me a brief 2 - 3 minute update of what was said. Something that took them 45 - 60 mins to talk about. It's a sinfully wasteful way to spend my finite life. People having nothing to add but wanting to be heard for the sake of their own self-importance.

On a lot of issues Corbyn is more right than May.

https://www.geoguessr.com/maps/56f28536148a781b143b0c3b Fairly interesting game where you need to guess the locations of various European Stadia.

Too much bean sauce.

I'd also add that he's from LocationCorby. Like a lot of WAT posters he probably doesn't even go to Firhill. Getting relegated doesn't matter to him as he doesn't need to experience any of it.

WAT summed up in one nauseating super fan post.

Butt plug.

Hard right wingers Farage and JRM getting fisherman to burn their own boats for a political stunt. Is there a clearer metaphor for Brexit?

Seeing that fat c**t getting bit by that police dog is certainly worth £75. I’m in.

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

He’s been good until this season.

Shop in that big Springburn Tesco. It’s brutal in there. Hardly a vegetable to be seen but 3 aisles of booze.

I wouldn’t fancy us to beat anyone in Scotland never mind other teams fighting for their lives.

Financial struggles? We’re fucking mintit. We certainly didn’t go down for lack of financing.

Now that we're down bar the shouting I wouldn't be totally adverse to Archie having a season in the Championship if he has a clear out of the players tbh. He's a good Championship level manager. Twatting diddies like Queen of the South is his bread and butter.

Considering this.