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  1. Cerberus
    Are tea jennys. Shop in Iceland or Farmfoods.
  2. Cerberus
    I hate that. A remnant of pre-1990s when food was bland and overcooked and you needed to add salt and pepper to give it any flavour. It's no longer the case but older people still have the habit.
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    All to save face and keep the Tories and Tessa May in power.
  4. Cerberus
    #PA18 This district supported Trump by 20 points. It's neck and neck.
  5. Cerberus
    Most drivers on the road in Britain are massively stressed out bawbags. Just waiting for someone to merge poorly or not give them a wee wave when they let them in so they can lose it on them.
  6. Cerberus
    I don’t even know if he’s good. He looked decent in 2013 but constant injuries have ruined him. Scudding the ball off that Celtic fan’s face was a highlight of his Thistle career.
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    The boy's got some neck still posting on other threads tbh.
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  9. Cerberus
    Want a socialist government.
  10. Cerberus
    Only Russia would try and poison someone like it's a James Bond movie set in the 60s. Wait until they reach the 80s and they will kill someone with a Run-DMC style dance off.
  11. Cerberus
    Corbyn is a national socialist. Is it really a surprise he hates Jews and loves Brexit?
  12. Cerberus
    Nothing better than eating a big Hass Avocado with a spoon.
  13. Cerberus
    "a jobs first Brexit'. That's not even a thing.
  14. Cerberus
    They shouldn't have trusted a Tory in the first place. Smelly c***s.
  15. Cerberus
    It's funny cause the Government have no idea what to do.
  16. Cerberus
    Wid
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    'People of colour', breaking the law and playing basketball. You're a pure fud.
  18. Cerberus
    Euroclear moving to Brussels. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-euroclear-headquarters-move-london-brussels-financial-services-uk-latest-a8243771.html
  19. Cerberus
    Get homemade tattoos. Know someone who is an amateur boxer. ‘Show the colours’ and give their kid a Catholic or Proddy name like Aiden or William. Come from places in central Scotland.
  20. Cerberus
    Steal anything that's not tied down.
  21. Cerberus
    I've had shit day at work but I found out I have enough 7-Eleven points for a free Big Gulp. Swings and roundabouts 'n all that.
  22. Cerberus
    Wear a shirt without a tie and button the shirt right up to the top button. Also the shirt will be about 5 sizes too big.
  23. Cerberus
    Graduate with a BA (Hons) from the University of Paisley.
  24. Cerberus
    Use the word 'tea' when they mean dinner.
  25. Cerberus
    Blame their problems on someone else. Usually the Government. Are on Omeprazole or have had their gallbladder removed because their diets are terrible. Take off their t-shirt when it reaches 15°C. Call their t-shirt 'a tap'. Get a skinhead haircut. Wear Lonsdale.
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