Jump to content

Cerberus

Gold Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    10,317

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    5

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Cerberus

  1. Cerberus
    You'll be happy to hear that Lizzie is getting a new boat. http://www.thenational.scot/news/15797410.Tories_want_your_spare_change_to_buy_royal_yacht/
  2. Cerberus
    It was funny. He got panned for it as well on Twitter. Someone said maybe start him off with a toaster and work up to goal line technology.
  3. Cerberus
    I get my blood pressure taken as part of my health check up a work. The Occupational Health lassie is tidy as f**k so I blame her for my high blood pressure. Or is it low blood pressure if you’ve got a rock hard boner?
  4. Cerberus
    Miles Storey < Simon Storey < 5 Storey Penis
  5. Cerberus
    Maybe they don’t understand it. Remember the mess that fat turd Jonathan Pearce got himself into at the 2014 WC?
  6. Cerberus
    How do you take a shite? The right or wrong way?
  7. Cerberus
    This. Get a few lightsaber sound effects, a John Williams film score, slap a Star Wars badge on it and people will be slabbering for it. Of the 9 movies in the franchise only 3 have been watchable. What a piss poor return.
  8. Cerberus
    When restaurants put single tables really close together and you’re 6 inches from another set of diners. Give me some room ya rancid c***s.
  9. Cerberus
    Quite pish actually. Leia flying through space was laughable. Utterly cringeworthy.
  10. Cerberus
    A return of Ration books please.
  11. Cerberus
    Either our training is a joke or we’ve been very unlucky to have so many injuries. How can we have so many players out yet Barton isn’t one of them?
  12. Cerberus
  13. Cerberus
    How old do you need to be to remember them all and want them 'brought back'? At least 50? Old people are loathsome.
  14. Cerberus
  15. Cerberus
    All together now- Rule Britania! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
  16. Cerberus
    They deid yet?
  17. Cerberus
    As a parting gift to the club and the fans Gary Fraser should smash the ball of Rednyella's face.
  18. Cerberus
    Sir, are you single by any chance ?
  19. Cerberus
    Needs a lick of paint.
  20. Cerberus
    Danny Devine makes Lee Mair look like Alessandro Nesta.
  21. Cerberus
    It's never too late to get involved in a scam like Crypto.
  22. Cerberus
    Tories rn-
  23. Cerberus
    A guy at work was telling me that his elderly mum thought she would find a recipe for cream pie on the Internet so she typed in 'cream pie'. She did not find what she was looking for.
  24. Cerberus
    You learn something ever day. Levein does know something about football.
  25. Cerberus
    I change it back because I like her better. The other woman is nice but you can't beat a classic ginger minger.
×
×
  • Create New...