I remember when they changed the recipe of Sailor Jerry rum.
The new stuff was horrible and the original was shipping on ebay for £90 a bottle.
Change is never good. They say it is but it's not.
Daeing my nut in. We went out to get a coffee and she forgot something so we had to go back home. Doesn’t want to sit inside the coffee place cause it’s a nice day. Doesn’t want to sit directly in the sun cause it’s too hot. Doesn’t want to sit in the shade cause it’s cold. We go inside and dark and stuffy. Called her mum and speaks like Dom Jolly so everyone in the place can hear.
Sharon.
It will be abbreviated to Shar'n, and she'll be an obese burd and live in the east end of Glasgow.
Same with Margaret and Mag'ret, and Yvonne to Ye-vonne.