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  1. Cerberus
    Europeans maybe. 51.9% of British people would probably agree with them.
  2. Cerberus
    If he changed his to Fernando Oscar Ricardo Rivera Enrique Sanchez Trujillo Espinoza Ramirez, or Forrester for short, Pedro would start him every week.
  3. Cerberus
    The best looking burd is the Asian in the white dress. That's why Scotland needs immigrants. To breed out that fat Scottish munter gene.
  4. Cerberus
    I see £200,000 man Waghorn scored the winner for Ipswich today. Ipswich saw yous coming.
  5. Cerberus
    I can't wait until Sammon inevitably scores against Killie. QLP levels of heads gone.
  6. Cerberus
    Sammon is a lump of shite.
  7. Cerberus
    I'm sure there's a Jew joke in there somewhere.
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    f**k the lot of ye's. I think he'll do well.
  9. Cerberus
    You've got shite hair.
  10. Cerberus
    I've not been this excited about signing an Aberdeen player since Leigh Hinds.
  11. Cerberus
    For me the worst thing about Trump is his golf habit. It's a fucking atrocious game played by complete bell ends.
  12. Cerberus
    I'm happy with that as long as Mexico are paying for it.
  13. Cerberus
    Bank - "We're moving your job to Frankfurt." Banker - "I don't want to move to Germany. I can't speak German, I have 3 kids in school and my wife would need significant retraining to even be competitive in the job market." Bank - "Ah well, what a wee shame. You're finished here but they are looking for strawberry pickers in Shropshire for £5 an hour. You can get the bus outside."
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    https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1393700/married-female-drama-teacher-had-sex-with-girl-pupil-in-her-car-and-nearby-fields-after-getting-permission-from-her-parents-to-give-her-a-lift-home/ Have any of the P&B teachers had lesbian romps in your car with the students?
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    Are there any highlights from last night for those too cheap to pay for Jagzone?
  16. Cerberus
    So the earth is going to be destroyed in an nuclear firestorm because of Clinton's emails.
  17. Cerberus
    I'm glad Nisbet played well. I always believed in him.
  18. Cerberus
    Inspirational. I'm going to use this as my own motivation to bang that chick from Wonder Woman, I'll achieve mine sooner though.
  19. Cerberus
    No British kid wants a career picking fruit or cleaning the toilets for minimum wage. But didn't you say that bankers who lost their job in London should be bused to places like Shropshire to pick fruit to make up for the foreign workers leaving?
  20. Cerberus
    Typical Londoners. Pushy as f**k.
  21. Cerberus
    Ro$$ €ount¥
  22. Cerberus
    Your honking chat is even better than Nisbet.
  23. Cerberus
    I'm sure Obama predicted last year that he would get nothing done.
  24. Cerberus
    Really? 37 year old Kenny Miller still walks into your team. I don't think either of your Mexican fellas will score as many as Waghorn did last season.
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