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Simon Murray is Balatoni levels of utter horseshit. We/Archie dodged a bullet with that one.

I hate the pronunciation of Margaret as Magret and Scotland as Scoland.

It's a token gesture. If they wanted to stop them then they could quite easily. They won't though. The Celtic board love it. The GB will spend more buying Celtic curtains and pyjamas and other Celtic tat than UEFA will hand out in fines.

Is he the Bishop Briggs/Kni guy? He's not been around for a while.

He should have said. There's the Reclining Chairs Hut, that's on third. There's Reclining Chairs-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Reclining Chairs complex on third. The Reclining Chairs district!

What was klamgers's previous alias? I think we should be told.

Is she partial to a pi?

They are convinced the EU will back down any day now and let the UK walk away with no divorce bill and full trade rights.

My dog gets dog food. Doggy food food.

Imagine the absolute cheek of Barnier being a hard-line negotiator looking to get the very best deal for his side. It's not fair!!

Toasty dip dip.

I wish they had people coming up with stuff like dyscalculia in my day. I would have loved a calculator in my exam. I wouldn't have had to study.

No. Who cares about anyone else? If the SNP want to convince people that independence is more than just nationalistic bullshit and is actually financially viable then they should drop the wha's like us shite like wearing football tops and talking about downing jagerbombs and approach the task professionally. That's twice the notion of independence has been refused and it's not hard to see why. But I genuinely don't even care. It doesn't affect me at all.

You get rounded on for posting anything but pro-SNP slabbers on here.

1+1=3 Yeah I went there.

Former body builder goes chubby, makes news.

We've also got a striker on trial. Costa Fortune.

It's horribly cringeworthy. A complete lack of respect for everyone. What's the reasoning behind it? To upset the Westminster status quo by being 'a pure laugh'? No wonder the SNP lost so many seats if this shite is their priority.

Embarrassing, wha's like us behaviour. No wonder Scots struggle to be taken seriously in England when we do stuff like that.

Calm down dear. The Scottish Cup doesn't start until January m80.

Archie doesn't want to panic sign 3/4 shite, no marks like Piccolo in order to beat St Mirren in what is a glorified friendly. The LC is like the Petrofact. A competition for dug meat clubs like St Mirren and Killie. I genuinely wouldn't care if we won it. Azeez was fucking torture. Calm down.

We signed anyone to cover our 135 injuries yet?

Dump the sadistic cow.

Is McSpreader that David Jones‏ @DavidJo52951945 roaster on Twitter? He seems the sort.