hazzi

No one cares what you think, mate. Have a hideously awful day.

Frijj caramel latte milskshake. V,v,v dece.

You look like you lick your plate after finishing a meal.

Juan Monaco is a useless twat.

Why?

I need to resit my Software Development module as of the 3 Java tests, I passed one and slept in and never got to sit the other 2. Thick c**t. And ex-tech colleges are the business yo.

I bought a jar of Patak's Rogan Josh cooking sauce the other day, and as far as 5 minutes inspecting the jar goes, there is absolutely zero nutritional information about it on the jar. Is this even legal? I'm actually quite fucking annoyed by this.

Wawrinka's working with Magnus Norman now, isn't he? One to watch, that one.

Does anyone else get a good 3+ days of soreness after doing legs? I find getting up off chairs is horrendous, but not as bad as turning over in bed which is just excruciating for some reason.

Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.

That some people's life history means their death deserves celebration, you thick c**t.

Hahaha.

I shagged a girl on Tuesday night who has(apparently, I haven't seen it) been on Embarrasing Nightclub Photos, getting fingered whilst looking at her phone.

Finished series 2. Carl turning into a wee bawbag was obvious. Just copied Aj's character from the Sopranos with that one.

Has anyone ever taken a bus to Ireland? I'm being quoted a £48 return to Belfast from Edinburgh with National Express at the start of April, and I'm unsure whether or not this includes getting on the ferry.

I can only echo the above about moving away and halls. It's class(full of terts ). f**k living in a town and getting up at 7.00 to travel into some city, when you can wake up at 8.50 and make a 9 o'clock lecture with time to spare. Its pretty much the only reason I went to uni. Which is probably the reason I went out last night, slept through exam today and haven't went to see the lecturer about it, and done absolutely horribly in another exam later on. My attitude is disgusting. I will(almost certainly) be resitting my programming module in the summer, which is alarming seeing as my course is computer science. So basically don't go to halls if the only reason you are going to uni is to... go to halls. Yeah.

Days like this just make you realize how shite football actually is. I think I'd just give the sport up if it happened to my team, and it'd probably be the best decision I'd ever make in the long run.

Would it be possible to go to a midweek football match in Glasgow and also be able to catch an 11.00pm train at Buchanan Station? What would I be able to do about luggage?

In your case it was probably no mates.

Anyone who didn't enjoy 6th year was doing it massively wrong. Or maybe had no mates.

I'm on my 6th day without any bowel movements, and this happens every 1-2 months. I think I have IBS.

Why is Peter Crouch playing left-back for Arsenal atm?