Drops a pound coin it’d hit him in the back of the head.
Completely forgot earlier for my initial post, my great aunt is absolutely fucking loaded and the stingiest woman you’ll ever meet. My mum takes her out for lunch and they’ll go to spoons, she’ll get a burger and chips. Maybe only eats the actual burger and a few chips. Out comes the plastic sandwich bags and the chips and burger bun get fired in. She reheats the chips and has them for her dinner.
She was moaning to my mum that it was cold Last winter but refused to put the heating as that would cost money. She has investments all over the joint and could easily pay to have it on more often but just grudges paying the money.
However, her IFA told her she had to start giving money away so my sister and I got significant gifts from her when we were buying our first houses. She is generous in that sense but seems to loathe spending any actual money on herself