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Waffelz

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  1. Girl of my dreams at the gym today.

  2. Proper milf at the gym today.

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    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Gym beast IMO

    3. jagfox

      jagfox

      Was it an Eastern European MILF?

    4. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      Still have your wallet ?

  3. BRA JPN AUS IRN KOR NED ITA CRC USA ARG BEL SUI GER COL RUS BIH ENG ESP CHL ECU HON NGA CIV CAM GHA ALG GRE CRO POR FRA URU MEX

    1. Diddely-do

      Diddely-do

      you wanting a fucking kicking?

    2. SodjesSixteenIncher
    3. DomDom

      DomDom

      I had a mate called Alg once.

  4. RT @yorksport: Jackie McNamara becomes first York City manager to lose opening three games in charge https://t.co/JsCUxdfEZg https://t.co/X…

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      A rat on a sinking ship

    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      I shat on a rinking sip.

    3. BFTD

      BFTD

      York City?! Only been about six months since Jackie Mac was Jesus incarnate, hasn't it?

  5. Dundee. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha.

    1. peeeel
    2. Bobby Skidmarks
    3. DensParkNumber1

      DensParkNumber1

      United cant even get their pitch sorted #mickeymouse

  6. The anticipation is threw the fkn roof https://t.co/4JFxHiLrje

    1. Mon Dieu

      Mon Dieu

      I'm not clicking your Twitter link; I hope 'threw' is a bit of wordplay. Eye hope sow four yore sake.

    2. Waffelz

      Waffelz

      I corrected it mate. I was embarrassed as well

  7. I swear @GrahamSpiers is an Arab deep down. Nothing but high praise.

    1. Audaces Fortuna Juvat

      Audaces Fortuna Juvat

      Most swear that Graham Speirs is a cock. In fact, mere mention of his name mean that most swear.

    2. Diddely-do

      Diddely-do

      Graham Spiers is one of the few good Scottish sports journalist. You'd have to be vile, bitter currant bun to dislike him.

  8. Not even sure I have any followers from Carnoustie, but I'll ask anyway - best restaurant there?

    1. Bigmouth Strikes Again

      Bigmouth Strikes Again

      Ganges, the Imperial Chinese is also v.good.

    2. Waffelz

      Waffelz

      Went to Ganges, sir. V dece

  9. I need to stop ending my Saturday nights absolutely cunted on the last bus home.

    1. Richey Edwards

      Richey Edwards

      At least it isn't the last train home.

    2. Waffelz

      Waffelz

      I'm a smart boy. Start at midday and get the bus home instead of £35 on a taxi.

  10. Where can one get a good pizza in Dundee?

    1. SweeperDee

      SweeperDee

      Project Pie isn't too bad. Beiderbecks also do a good pizza.

    2. forfarloon1878
  11. Train for Aberdeen away next month is only £8.50.

    1. ForzaDundee

      ForzaDundee

      but you still can't afford it haha

    2. ForzaDundee

      ForzaDundee

      I'm laughing at you because you are poor and I'm not. Haha.

  12. RT @BBCJamesCook: Police Scotland: as of 5pm, 19 men have been arrested included 10 for alleged sectarian breaches of the peace. #oldfirm

    1. WFAANW

      WFAANW

      Just the 19? is that it?

    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      19. Nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-Nineteen.

  13. First time it's snowed here since last winter. I enjoyed the barren spell.

    1. Gaz

      Gaz

      Your wife didn't. Boom!

    2. buddie06smfc

      buddie06smfc

      She didn't have a barren spell ;) xoxoxox

  14. Imagine moaning at someone for handing over a fiver for a fare worth £2. Gtfo, bus conductor.

    1. 1320Lichtie

      1320Lichtie

      Moany arseholes, once kept my £10 note on a Monday morning as they had no change and told me to go to the fucking bus station to get my change on a Saturday!! f**k em

    2. Addie

      Addie

      Oh you couple of rascals!

  15. Yaaaas. mon the Hibees.

    1. peeeel

      peeeel

      This, more money for us and a better away day.

    2. Lyle Lanley

      Lyle Lanley

      I love you both <3

  16. RT @stjohnstone1884: Folk who have a favourite out of Barcelona and Real Madrid are universally the same type that prefer Rangers or Celtic.

    1. ForeverSinging

      ForeverSinging

      nah, I like Barcelona better than madrid

    2. ForeverSinging

      ForeverSinging

      not gonna pretend I really care but I want Barcelona to win when they play

  17. Hi, @queensparkfc - No worries regarding the 100k, lads.

    1. yoda

      yoda

      This is worse than any of GordieBoy80's status updates.

  18. RT @SPLstats: Dundee Utd are unbeaten in their last 8 matches against Dundee (W6 D2). Dundee's last win came over a decade ago - 1-0 at De…

    1. jagfox

      jagfox

      6-2? Coincidence?

  19. RT @BBCAlLamont: Rangers chief exec Graham Wallace on £320k pa + 100% bonus. Plus £25k salary increase as Rangers move up leagues. More to …

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Mr. Wallace has earned every penny of that.

  20. RT @shimmyrool83: Been Blocked from @ScottishFA Can you actually believe that?Shudder to think how much money I have handed over to them ov…

    1. Addie

      Addie

      Shocking. Thoughts are with you at this stage.

  21. First time I've been up and showered on a weekday before 13:00 in a loooong time. I don't like it.

    1. peeeel

      peeeel

      Out of bed and showered? That's just not the PnB way.

  22. Hey, @ReneeYoungWWE, I hope the news re: ESPN wanting you is bullshit. If not, please don't leave. Us saddos will miss you too much. :)

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