RandomGuy.

My left toe is swollen. But I'm still away out to play football. If Messi can play with only his left foot I should be able to do it with just my right. Right?

I've not made an alias for over 2 years now. What's your point?

I don't think you could to be honest, not that I particularly care. It's just funny seeing you trying to act intellectual

In what way? And I've no idea, who rules the Falklands hasn't particularly affected my life I suspect Ah right, conclusive proof you can't explain why I should care, well played you excellent troll you

Guess that makes me a moron. I'll ask again though, why should I care about something and someone who dropped out of relevance over a decade ago? I wasn't brought up with Thatcher in power, you don't get taught about it school and I've never had any interest in politics. She's never been mentioned in any aspect of my life until now as she's never been relevant. Why should I read up and have an opinion on somebody I've no interest in?

Yeah there's a library up the road. I could Google it yes, but I simply can't be bothered as I've no interest in learning about it. She's dead, and everything she done was before I was born. Why should I care?

It might surprise you but I actually read quite a lot. I'm currently reading "The Pillars of Rome" by Jack Ludlow, I quite enjoy a wee reading session to relax me every so often

A book? What book do you suggest I buy?

She's happy about it, her dad detested Thatcher so she was brought up hating her

I've no feeling one way or the other as I'm too young to know what happened. There's people on my Facebook younger than me celebrating her death though, I think people just do it to seem popular

I really don't, and how am I a terrible poster? I mostly post in the SPL forum, somewhere I doubt you read

I apparently attacked someone next to Stevie May with it too, I wonder if it'll reach Lomas' ears

Good lord. They have to pay about £55 for that

Some double act called Rich and Dom. Think it's the guys who done that Dick and Dom childs show a few years back. I ended up watching it on mute

A wee bit random

Challenge is showing new episodes of Takeshi's Castle. But it's not Craig Charles doing the voiceover. I don't know how to feel

I hope you've not lost it. I misplaced a fine once, and forgot I'd even received one until the police kept constantly phoning me asking to pay it

I was hammered, and my mates got previous for cock-blocking. And we seen him trying to pull on the tv screen showing the dancefloor. Pure chance brought a sheep mask and penis into the equation. The cock-block was carried out in the fashion you'd expect (thrusting the penis between the two before gently baaa-ing at them). I'm unsure if it was successful or not yet, I can't see why it wouldn't be

I spent last night running around Loft with a sheep mask on and a giant inflatable penis in my hand. I severely hope I got a photo taken

I've never watched an entire Star Wars film, I've watched bits and bobs but not the whole shabbang

Are you absolutely certain these "tits" weren't her balls? 100%?

All of us on Pie and Bovril pray for your soul

The more important question is why anyone would pay £28 for that

It's happened very time I've said it. Think I'm up to five separate occasions now. You can't risk the fate gods thinking you're playing them though, got to be convincing

Whatever I say in regards to Murray, the opposite happens. Every time, and I mean every time. It's scary