RandomGuy.

Pretty much. I work in a garage where it's just me and my boss, who is blind. Maybe me and philpy could swap

Don't being funny but this is philpy, who has previous for attention seeking

You see? My thinking is infallible

Have you access to Google?

One just went past my house at 9 in the morning. What kind of utter fuckwit allowed that? Theres no reason to have it so early, I might even write to the Council about it. Combined to the fact there's now no free parking in town, I'm not allowed a permit as my flat contracts not a year long and they allow marches through the town so early in the morning I'm incredibly pissed at them

He's right you know. I'd far prefer the Artic Monkeys than a Tuna Melt, therefore they are the best thing in the world. I can't see how any sane person can argue with this evidence

Aye I heard it was good, but the Campaigns are meant to be fairly boring as the maps quite small and you just have one direction ot go in. Don't know how true it is Anyway I bought the second Medieval Total War with the Empires expansion. Thought I'd do the Brittania campaign and William Wallace just appeared, no idea whether to use to hikm to annihilate the Norwegians (he could quite easily do it on his own, already defeated an army after being outnumbered 2:1), or stay true to my heart and let him strike fear into the English. I'm building another army to go with him either way, incredibly, incredibly tempted to take on England as Longshanks is ancient now, once he dies the armies will struggle for a few years

Bought Rome: Total War yesterday and instantly remembered how much I love it. Also loved Medieval: Total War but Steam don't seem to sell it anymore? Wanted to try a different one but I wasn't sure what they'd be like the likes of Empires and Shogun intrigued me but I'm worried they'd be shite

Last status of Garrys I remember reading was of him spewing in his car. Is that them all in Majorca or wherever they went?

So did this, I know which one I prefer....

I fucking love the Hubble telescope. I've never had any feelings towards any inanimate object before, but for some reason I love that bloody telescope

The police are currently starting their pre-raid schedule on a flat on the South Street in Perth. There's four officers at either side of it, a police canine unit circling and no doubt others nearby. I passed a lassie on their phone telling "Craig" to get out his house as its surrounded. Surely thats poor advice

Ryan Reynolds is in fact a tremendous actor, sadly he's pretty much typecast now. Hopefully as he gets older he'll start varying his roles a bit

I played a boy last night to secure Division 1 safety. Three times I went ahead, three times he got a lucky bounce and scored an equaliser. I then scored a screamer with Balotelli with 10 minutes to go. He replies by punting the ball into my box almost straight from kick off. Theres a scramble, my keeper slides and picks up the ball. He also catches my defenders who falls, taking out one of his strikers and a penalty was given. WHAT?! FUCKING WHAT?! so it's 4-4. He then gets a free kick in the final minute and scores the best free kick I've ever seen on the game. It actually calmed me down losing to such a beautiful goal, I messaged him to tell him it was fantastic. The b*****d

You'll probably get shafted next year

Aye they are

Personally, I see more problem with you accepting someone wanting to turn your offspring into a c**t, than my comment

.... and he was never seen again

I'd quite happily stab my wife if she wanted my child to support one of the Old Firm

I'm more amazed he's allowed to work with the public

I just got told they make that much every month. It wouldn't be surprising since they charge pretty much £100 an hour and all parts are insanely marked up. It's about £8 for a wheel bolt

You must know better than me. So I'll start following this advice. It better work

I hope to God someone posted telling her all she needs to do now is get rid of her rat like features