RandomGuy.

I, personally have no name for my member, although it has been called numerous things over the years. I'd certainly not be posting about it on an Internet forum though, these things are for the bedroom

You're uglier than I had envisaged

that tactic never fails...

Yup, and Murray's bottled the Final. So neither won the tournament. Djokovic is not a better player than Murray. Yet he's achieved more. Purely down the fact he's an arrogant c**t who believes in himself, while Murrays trying to convince himself that he's confident. Murray will go through spells of destroying everyone but ultimately he'll fail more than succeed. Djokovics the opposite

Is this Murray bottling something yet again? He's got the potential to be Number 1, but he'll never make it

I think you've got a good chance of getting Bell and Daly though, neither have denied it. Law will probably fancy England, while Murray Davidsons already said he's going down South or abroad. Though Boyd, Thomson and Wilson are ones I'm not sure of, they might do it but they might not I'm not entirely sure what SPL players Rangers will actually sign. As the ones I suspected might all seem to be suggesting they'll go to England instead. I really think Rangers will struggle to get anything other than old injury prone mercenaries (Daly) or fans who have realised there chances of English league football is slim (Bell). You'd be better looking at First Division players but I guess there would be uproar if that happened

What players do Rangers fans genuinely think they'll sign? This isn't a Troll or wind up, I'm just interested to know what players they anticipate arriving. We all know Cammy Bell and Jon Daly have pretty much agreed a move but who else would arrive?

I hate it when you lose to a player who's no better than yourself. I'm not claiming any scripting, but sometimes I just cannot do anything right. Can be winning 2-0 and dominating then for some reason I pass when I should just punt it, try and score chips when clean through and try stupid skill moves I've never attempted before. And eventually get pegged back and blow it all. Complete fucking bottler

Not that I'm aware of

As a rule of thumb I don't take relationship advice from people on an Internet forum about football. I'm sure your advice was of the highest calibre though And she apologised to me last night before going to bed. A stressful day at work caused her to seethe at the world and I was the first person she saw, so I'll take it on the chin since its almost Easter time and I'll possibly get an extra egg for this

Well like the main characters and what is the latest happening. Just the main things that are going on. http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Season_1 http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Season_2

I'll try. I've already got two years off wearing down worked into life. So I can now watch football, play FIFA/ Football manager or play football whenever I want without complaints Nah she made her own tea. And I made made my own aswell. It's a sad state of affairs when a mans got to cook

Is this their dad? And one to keep the bad memories away...

I don't think it's possible to make a "brief" summary to be honest

She just wandered into the living room without looking at me before going to the kitchen and making herself tea. Baffling Anyway my struggle for food is over. I've unearthed some super noodles, a kitkat and some cans of cider. Meal of champions

We're actually an ok couple, and over the past two years we've barely argued except one big fight which was entirely my fault. I've literally no idea what brought this on though, and I'm too tired from work to make any effort to find out. I'm slightly more gutted I ate a pot noodle yesterday or I could've had it for my tea. Not sure what I'll eat now

I blew off a curry with workmates to spend the night with my girlfriend. Got home and alls fine until she starts cooking and cuts her finger. In my nice guy mode I hunt for plasters without success before fashioning one out of kitchen roll and sellotape. A little bit of blood starts showing on the kitchen roll as it soaks it up so I get told it needs more, I disagree. Next thing I know she's saying I was taking the piss and claimed I told her to man up, when in fact all I had said was "nah". So now I've no food getting cooked and shes locked herself in the bedroom in a mood which is likely to last a few days, meaning any plans for a night out tomorrow will also be sabotaged and I'll likely have to sleep in the spare room. So aye, I agree

I don't think it will now Nadals back on the scene. To have a top four of Djokovic, Murray, Federer and Nadal all at their best would be incredible

I'm horrendously tired. My girlfriends been dropping hints about snuggling up in bed and watching a film tonight, and she'll likely be in a mood tomorrow if I don't conform. But I just cannot be arsed moving from the couch, my minds telling me to go but my body seems to be rejecting all calls for movement at the moment

You're back in the good books! Purely because I'm in love with Anchorman

I'd forgotten about that unfortunate incident. You're therefore back in my "unsure of so judge secretly" group. Until you prove you're not a ned you'll remain there

I'm massively disappointed neither of you look like your avatars. MASSIVELY DISAPPOINTED

Just seen the Dunfermline director on Sky Sports News. Refused to look at the camera, kept mumbling before realising he'd gone to the wrong door and couldn't get in. Trapping himself and being forced to speak to the cameras your clubs fucked if he's the brains of this operation