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I take it you were exposed to drugs as a child?

Can you not guess?

Monsters University - Fucking hilarious, genuinely think I laughed at it more than the children who were there. The stoner is tremendous, his joke about his extra toe had me in stitches

If I was a cruel man I'd have merely posted BEAST, but we know that type of chat isn't appreciated around here

We played United three years ago for Alan Mains testimonial and they played pretty well against a strong Saints team, winning 3-2. Their current youth squad is seemingly better so it should be a decent game. The squad that played us was... United: Alan Main, Dudgeon, Fryers, Wootton, Gill, Possebon, Norwood, Morrison, King, Eikrem, Ajose Subs: Johnstone, Tunnicliffe, Blackhouse, Brady, Lingard.

I'm ashamed to admit prefer going to the Brennans nightclub to Loft these days, seeing as I'm now old enough to hate being around 14 years old pretending to be drunk while steroid infested guys stalk about with wife beaters on, these photos may make me reconsider....

Mines is horrible. Didn't even realise it was a gay bar until it happened

You got the left right, but the middle and the right one the wrong way around She'd come out as gay at a gay bar and got free drinks, she mentioned it to my girlfriend who for some odd reason decided it would be utterly hilarious if they got the DJ to announce I was gay to the entire bar, in Glasgow. It wasn't helped by the fact I'd decided to wear an incredibly small white top under my shirt that night and had got so hammered I decided to take off my shirt to to compare "guns" with everyone in the group. I realise that sounds incredibly homo in itself but I assure you it's a fairly common side effect of becoming an absolute c**t when hammered. So the DJ announced I was gay, I'm in a tighty whitey flexing muscles with another guy when it's announced and the bar man runs over with shots and blows a kiss to me. I went to toilet later, got followed by some guy who stared at my knob at the urinal and didn't even have the dignity to piss, he just stared. Horrible banter You sir, are correct

I used to work at that Tesco with them. One's alright, one's a lesbian who help "out" me at a gay bar to get free shots (leading to an awkward toilet trip), and one's a complete fucking nutter who constantly texts my mate every Thursday to Saturday asking if he's out, despite the fact he's ignored her for the past two months she still does it. Seemingly she's like that with anyone who even kisses her

Is Moses a loan or permanent

There's another photo of him. Turns out he's wearing orange jogging bottoms and sports a semi, tremendous

You know I think I actually know one of them, although it's incredibly hard to tell

I suspect his father and mother neglected him throughout his childhood and he had few friends, he probably got bullied too. Saft c**t

Serious question. If Everton were near the relegation places by the end of the year would the chairman panic or stick by Martinez?

Too much excitement about players doing well in pre-season in here, I've seen plenty of folk look like world beaters in pre-season then just die a death in competitive games

I don't think there is anyone. In fact the only player I can remember coming through their ranks in recent years is Ryan Bertrand, and he's fairly pish

Yeah you've got to imagine he'll eventually go out on loan to prove himself as he'll be 18 in this upcoming season, Chelsea don't seem the type of club that will give him many chances in the first team, apart from the odd League Cup appearance

That's Alcaraz confirmed too

The more Lexi posts the more I picture him as this GIF

Sky Sports understands Chelsea are in talks with Islam Feruz about a new deal, with a number of Premier League rivals weighing up moves for the teenager. Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, West Ham and Fulham are all monitoring his contract situation, while West Brom, Crystal Palace, Wigan, Brighton, QPR, Birmingham, Reading, Bolton and Blackpool are all believed to have expressed an interest in taking Feruz on loan.

True. He's at 3.76% and I'm at 4.13%, although a lot of mines are just wind ups that get taken seriously