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That's a great deal for pre season, more clubs should be doing that sort of offer. Think Hertz are charging 20 note just for Everton.

Has G&S said what will happen when( I presume when as surely there's no chance of hitting 45k) Sevco fail to reach his, in no way plucked out of thin air, season ticket target?

Aye, stupid for the club to look at ways to maximise revenue. Better just to proceed straight to liquidation in a hail of tears and snotters.

I've seen. Far from ideal, but if it nets us a couple of players and/or some cash I can stomach it tbh.

He's a Falkirk fan.

Apparently we need to rush to see the giant misshapen penis whilst the central column is still fully erect and the flower a deep vibrant red. Horticulturists are perverts.

Amorphophallus is Latin for misshapen penis.

Posts like this always make me chuckle. If a professional footballer has his performances and/or confidence adversely affected by stuff written on an anonymous forum then it's time for a new career.

Down in Edinburgh for the day to get the gf's passport renewed and what does she want to do after? Go and queue up to see a big f**k off plant that smells of rotting flesh. http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/visitors-in-rush-to-see-botanics-corpse-flower-1-3815467 Delighted.

^^^ head's gone

It's the celtic way, tbf.

Some utter puddle drinker at my work pulling the same routine. "I really don't know if I should go, is it worth the risk?" You're going to Tenerife you fucking cretin!

Reuben Gabriel surely the best example, lest we forget.

Aye, not the done thing to say but I find it an improvement on Infernal Affairs.

Despise going for a shite without reading material.

Laughing smilies after a horrific post always has me convinced tbf.

Nothing to do with matty, i could've swore you said "wid" to a 14yr old. Perhaps I imagined it.

Has matty being saying he finds 14yr old girls attractive? Oh no, that was you, wasn't it?

I despite wasps, well played.

FTFY.

I've had my fair share of eagles but never an ace. Five is just fucking rude imo.

^^^ sub human scum.

Comment piece in the Graun, only at Thistle. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/26/david-shrigley-partick-thistle-mascot

#10 is my favourite film of all time atm. Who's list is it, as pretty sure that's not the official imdb top 20. Sure Shawshank is their #1 and they have The Dark Knight ridiculously high.