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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Reminds me of my first visit to the USA (New York circa 2012). Aside from the ludicrous tipping expectancy, the waiters would run off with your credit card and then just present it back to you. It's a good job my wife checks the bills, so I don't think we got ripped off, but when I think back we really should have just paid cash money.
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    Catholics build statues af many Saints, but do not worship them. Some pray to Our Lady to intercede, for example the Hail Mary.
  3. Cosmic Joe
    Do you mean it predates the New Testament?
  4. Cosmic Joe
    Is it set in Arbroath in the noughties?
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Describe the hair colour, skin colour, and facial features of someone who "looks Scottish".
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    This is absolute nonsense. Can you look Scottish?
  7. Cosmic Joe
    Run this by me
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    Acht a win is a win for all that. But a win at home after a long wait is particularly braw. Man of the match? Pat Slattery Kieran Millar Aaron Steele Alex Ferguson
  9. Cosmic Joe
    Three words: Fucking Yass!!
  10. Cosmic Joe
    This might make the top five freakish obsessions about the disappearance. Although the case of the wifie from Lancashire is giving it a run for its money
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Reading Toy Fights - A Boyhood by Don Paterson. He roughly ages with me, and although he was brought up in Dundee, I can relate to the absolute madness, having spent my school years in 1970s Fife.
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Big team found
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Three words: Come on the Fife!!
  14. Cosmic Joe
    c**t probably gets the Mail delivered.
  15. Cosmic Joe
    "Worshipful" Weirdos
  16. Cosmic Joe
    The ould Rockford Files flare up last week that caused issues when coughing, sneezing, laughing, getting up and sitting down has cleared up. Only for this old duffer to trip up over a kerbstone and crack a couple of ribs the day before yesterday. Different injury, exactly the same symptoms.
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    Has any P&B member been involved in an unfortunate incident involving faeces? https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/13/german-ballet-director-smeared-poo-face-of-critic-who-wrote-negative-review-hanover-state-opera
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Cannae mind the last time I saw a can of Lilt waiting to be liberated.
  19. Cosmic Joe
    You'd probably get your baws tazered
  20. Cosmic Joe
    Plural?
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Maybe we should pay everyone a living wage.
  22. Cosmic Joe
    There are some countries that staff would chase you down the street for leaving a shitey tip
  23. Cosmic Joe
    Some like it Pot
  24. Cosmic Joe
    Surely Dumfy were the good guys yesterday against these union flag waving freaks?
  25. Cosmic Joe
    For those who didn't attend and rely on King Kebab's cut and paste updates. We won 1-0. Big three points. Thought Slattery played well.
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