Cosmic Joe

Did he forget to take off his bicycle clips? The silly baldy sausage

Beat me to it

Surprised that this isn't a England World Cup sandwich

Which begs the question, which creature dines on cats?

Borderline unpopular opinion, but surely the default position when on a staircase etc should be to walk on the left. It seems to be the opposite.

It has belatedly occurred to me that this thread could have equally been titled "Falkirk Council refuse collection". Nice to reminisce about the good old days of March 2020 all the same

If you pause for a minute, and think around that statement, you might not be quite so sweary.

Welshbairn for the Ghost of Christmas yet to come

Wrong forum!!

Who would we have auditioning for the parts? Oaksoft and Virginton for Scrooge? BFTD for Bob Cratchit? Bairnardo for Tiny Tim?

You have probably described the experience of the rapist. Now how do we break the cycle?

That's good. So many do not give a shit. I was at a bus stop in Dundee today. A guy smoking threw his fag end on the ground. I thought briefly about making a comment, but the bus shelter was surrounded with litter and one side of it was panned in. Where are we?

They could have just put the cap back on the bottle before chucking it like a normal person. Into which bin. Like which "normal person"?

To avoid raging racists?

It's like white folk (always, always white guys) getting upset about footballers taking the knee. None of these utter c***s have any idea what it's like to be a person under threat of being targeted because of the colour of their skin.

"The Purple Turtle"

What exactly is your point here? You are all over the place in your attempts to put trans individuals down.

Was the bench comfy?

Kenny Dalglish Senior

Thanks. I got my total wrong for 2015-16 and somehow missed his transfer to Cove Rangers in the window. Hopefully Montrose will belatedly mark this milestone.

Not sure if it was on Twitter, but there was a belter of a video from a couple of years back of someone farting over the PA system in a shopping centre.

Season LGE LC SC CC TOTAL 04-05 ICT 0 0 0 0 0 05-06 ICT 0 0 1 0 1 06-07 ICT 2 1 0 0 3 07-08 ICT 1 0 0 0 1 07-08 Peterhead 1 0 0 0 1 08-09 ICT 0 0 0 0 0 08-09 Brechin City 7 0 0 0 7 09-10 Brechin City 23 2 3 1 29 10-11 Brechin City 19 3 6 1 29 11-12 Peterhead 20 0 1 2 23 12-13 Peterhead 22 0 0 1 23 13-14 Peterhead 32 0 1 0 33 14-15 Peterhead 8 0 0 1 9 15-16 Peterhead 22 0 1 8 30 16-17 Peterhead 19 4 0 3 26 17-18 Peterhead 21 3 7 1 32 18-19 Peterhead 15 0 1 0 16 19-20 Peterhead 3 1 0 0 4 20-21 Cove Rangers 6 2 1 0 9 21-22 Cove Rangers 16 0 1 2 19 22-23 Cove Rangers 0 0 0 0 0 22-23 Montrose 4 0 0 0 4 Totals 241 16 23 20 300 Sources: Litster Database and (Rothmans etc Yearbooks)

We would have ridden Wales raw *In the extremely unlikely event that both of us had qualified at the same time