Venti

Mark Fotheringham & Aberdeen to go doon.

Fucking hell that's horrific about your Dad. From the looks of it your brothers got your Dad's 'bad DNA' & you've gotten you mothers. I know its pseudo science, but I've noticed in my own family that traits/flaws are more prevelant in certain members. Keep on loving your mum, but wishing cancer & death is dark thoughts you don't need.. It's mothers day tomorrow & sadly I lost mine when I was young. So make it count mate.

Warnock to sabotage the game for his big team Morton.

Up to your knees in wool.

Stauner Barren.

Bruno Fernandes:

Just looking at these amazing animals. We could lose them.

It's those wee ones that are translucent. Sting you & yer deid.

Kamehamehad it.

Tbf Venti does mean 'winds' in latin.

TNT making a big deal of having Wayne Rooney as a pundit...

Have either of you ever jumped in your life? You don't just jump like a pogo stick. He used his arm naturally & just happened to close his eyes & head it onto his own arm. No danger that's a PK.

Actually think that was harsh. Heads it onto his arm. Its sevco though so f**k them.

Yes.

Hutton Moon.

Always laugh at the nick of the Europa League theme tune. I get that it's hard to beat the CL theme, but ffs man.

Roman fans in being scumbags shocker. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68507374

Thought that was offside from Roma there.

I must be the best person to sit beside on a plane. I tell the person to have my drink & meal before sleeping the majority of the flight.

They should have had mobility scooters back in the late cretaceous.

TIL Tyrannosaurus Rex wouldn't have been able to run. It's weight would've broke it's own legs. Another Jurassic Park myth busted.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-68500871 Nick Sheridan BBC presenter 32 fuckin hell

It's like cheating in Champ Manager yet still being shite & losing.

Best god-damn zombie from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.