Venti

Speaking of Starbucks. Thing that gets me is the look on people's face when you do a random act of kindness. Payed for a guy's coffee in Starbucks when he started fumbling about for his wallet. Looked at me like WTF?

Fritterer.

Turnip is so much under-used. We just seem to use it with haggis.

There's no olives. Just the name. Just Googled it & Simon Howie do it. Also a variation with haggis instead of sausage meat.

Don't know if it's a 'West of Scotland thing' but does anyone make Beef Olives? Essentially steak/beef tenderised & then wrapped around sausage meat. Cooked slow in gravy & onions & served with mash. Old school recipe I got from my Gran.

Think I speak for most non-OF posters when I say we will never understand the 'bigotry/sectarianism/hatred' element. Our rival is St Mirren & I don't hate them. (Even when bricks get launched at Cartsdyke) It's a natural rivalry. Without coming across as self righteous, I respect them Sadly we don't play them as often anymore. But I'd rather have a pint with the Paisley Buddies than a bitter OF fan anyday.

Fucking hell. Think chewing on those crayons has given you brain damage.

My dear Mr Crayola. You have a bloody cheek talking about "bigotry, paranoia & obsession" when you post in red/blue font to troll people.

I think the sinister thing about bigotry here is the 'clandestine' nature. In Northern Ireland it's more obvious. Witness quite a lot of Rangers/Celtic fans having a laugh together only to hear them talk the back off each other.

You missed out demonstrating the life jacket and showing folk how to use the wee whistle. (Even though you'd be fucking vapourised when the plane crashed.)

The lad on the right is 80's personified. Not just the hair, but the white t-shirt tucked into jeans (that are pulled up over his belly button.) Textbook.

You are 100% correct. I've met him before & he is indeed a bellend of the highest order.

In among it mate

Cheers sjc

Miley Cyrus & Nicki Minaj. Pure rank

1664 is superb. Goes well with Tacos or Enchiladas.

Some celery, vodka, Tabasco & you've got a Bloody Mary.

Innis & Gunn special TESCO offer. Lovely stuff. Not my words, The words of Shakin' Stevens.

Sebastian Coe. Archers. Tony Hayres.

/agree also the 'royal baby' I'd fucking field goal that sum bitch into the Orion Nebula.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Sarah Jessica Parker