ManBearPig

Looks like we're not bothered about winning.

It's fine, we can just do what Celtic do and make up the attendance figures later.

He makes Alan Shearer sound cheery.

I mean, it's not like he's Jack Grealish.

I agree with you tbh. I think it's more of a People You Hate For No Proper Reason type of thing.

He looks like the kind of c**t that finds Baddiel and Skinner funny.

Using Billy Gilmour starting a game for Norwich as an indication that he is too shite to start for Norwich, is an interesting strategy.

Imagine having a Heads Gone after your team wins the league

Both players scoring today.

Man Utd

Why have we been so shite since January?

True, I am a pretty boring c**t tbf. Now that I think about it he used to chat to me nearly every day and I don't think he ever mentioned football. Always just thought it was odd.

I expected some sort of response like this. He was the kind of guy that never stopped talking. Just genuinely didn't seem into football.

There's no way this guy was a regular customer at a shop that sells books.

When I worked in retail, there used to be a guy that came in to the shop regularly. He was in his late 40s/ early 50s. Every time he came in, he was decked head to toe in Celtic gear. Celtic tracky with the top open so you could see the Celtic top underneath and the tracky bottoms tucked in to Celtic socks. The whole ensemble was topped off with a Celtic beanie hat. He came in one time a few days before the start of a season and I was being pushed by management to make conversation with the customers. In lieu of something better to talk about, I asked if he was looking forward to the start of the new season. He responded quite seriously with: "I'm not really fussed mate". I was just bemused, surely this is OFTW behaviour?

Thought he was pretty decent again on the right. Should have scored too.

Hickey on the right again.

Couple of good balls into the box, unlucky not to have an assist.

He's playing on the right, looks ok so far. Game on BT Sport.

Everton

Apart from the beauty that was John McGinn's goal, we've been pretty poor tonight.

No Mark Lawrenson?

Aye, what's that all about? Seemed like a fairly inoffensive thing to me.

"Personally, I think that England is an island. I think that England should be England. And I think that we should keep that." - Ian Botham. Thick c**t.

Adams should have scored there.