Sergeant Wilson

In other news a Bank holiday has been declared in Poland.

They were selling cakes for comic relief in my work. I ignored them and got a kit kat out the machine.

Heart. Alone

I did it once, fortunately it was his day off and he was in the pub . Still wasn't happy though.

No you don't, yes she did.

Neither is he. I understand perfectly well.

I already said I was only referring to him an his specific post. I'm taking the perspective of a victim in Richeys imaginings.

The Jam. In the city

But he can just now and decided to post it. Why?

Of course they know it might happen doesn't lessen the impact........no pun intended.

Why would you transfer all of that to a stranger by involving them in your suicide? Richey has no intention of chucking himself at a train. His post was for effect and does more harm to people genuinely ill than mine explaining the consequences when peple really do it.

The Jam. All around the world

So tell me, how would you deal with the driver? What should he say when his kid asks how work was?

A past job of mine was to take emergency calls from the railway. I've had to speak to the people who Richey would involve. One driver mashed a Richey imitator. Another tran behind it had to stop as the driver couldn't bring himself to go through the bits. They had to send two folk out in another train. One who would drive through the mess and one to reverse back with the now gibbering wreck that was the 2nd driver. Ones near the station are special as well. It gives more people the chance to watch.........if they want to or not.

It's true. How would you deal with the aftermath. How would you talk to the driver? What if he tops himself next not being able to cope, having Richey spread on the windscreen. It ain't pretty and there's no open coffin.option.

It was aimed specifically at that post and poster. If he's thinking like that seriously he shouldn't be on a football website.He has shown insight in to the condition in other posts so should know how irresponsible it is posting crap like that. Maybe next time he could put some links to suicide websites.

I know it's for the responsibility of not crashing it. Not avoiding dafties on the line. It's not like they can swerve. Station staff are responsible for disposing of the mush not taken away by the ambulance. But richey still fancies it that's , the main thing. Why in the depths of depression is it necessary to put on a show. Some pills and drink and go to your bed.

Good for you. Did you give the train driver a thought in your wee fantasy?

The Beat. Mirror in the bathroom

An oldie but a goodie.

Sporting integrity my arse. Clubs binned the idea because they weren't being paid enough to accept them. You'lll be telling me next. Longmuir is a good guy.

Brilliant! Why has no-one else came up with this before now?

Gary Glitter. I love you love

Lena Martell. One day at a time.

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