Do you think they'll still have you, it's been a long time? Maybe they'll let you play the triangle or dance at the back for a wee while. Just until they're sure you won't piss off again.
I'll fucking go then. I don't mind drinking at the expense of the poor. I'd raise a toast to all the OAPs freezing in front of one bar electric fires. They've had their life, get out and enjoy yours.