Jamaldo

Struggling to see the upside of having kids here tbh.

Thank god Jimmy's provided an alternative to the soppy bollocks over the last couple of pages.

Forget the rest of the post, this bit sums me up nicely.

Thinking outside the box here, but maybe don't take your phone into the bathroom?

^^^ Moron alert.

Why would you take your phone near a bath full of water? I've heard of others being absolute morons when it comes to this as well, dropping their phone in the toilet and the like. I hope it breaks throbber.

The Nobel prize in paedophilia has an interesting ring to it.

Some bloke in my work is having a whole cherry pie for his dinner. A cherry pie.

Monaco in F1 Championship edition was absolutely fine to drive. f**k knows why it's so hard in Codemasters games (the last two anyway).

I drink the diet anyway so this doesn't affect me but it sounds like they've fucked up badly here. Doubt they'll continue with the change as, silly as it sounds, it's a huge part of Scottish culture and if people stop buying it then it won't be talked about.

The doctor referred me to the same one I applied for after the NHS became a non-starter. It's the one I want to go to but I'm just fed up waiting. Theres a free half-hour session for the other one if I want to dip my toe in.

Couldn't even get on the NHS list it was so long. On the list with a publicly funded one that you can self-refer yourself for. I did this in October though. I don't know if it's normal to wait this long though? There is a private counsellor I've looked at. £35 a session. I'll pay it if it comes down to it.

My diet is very good at the moment PB. Lot of veg and water. I don't drink that much either and indeed have yet to have a drink in 2018. Can always do more though. Cheers for the kind words.

Debating making a doctor's appointment on Monday. I would like an official diagnosis of my issues but don't want to lead the doc into making a diagnosis by naming the conditions to him/her. Been convinced for a long time that I have Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) as I'm constantly paranoid about my appearance and check the mirrors in my flat about twenty times before I leave. I compare my looks to others a lot to make myself feel either better or worse. As with anything I'm anti-medication so once again I have the fear that I'll be recommended it. I just want talking therapy which I'm still waiting for, and which I'll have to chase up as well. Things haven't been going that badly lately tbh. Work hasn't been horrible like it was a few months ago. I just get the odd burst of dark thoughts that hang around for a week or so and then all of a sudden I can be fine. Don't know what it is.

The first two words of the headline are "deaf mum". It really couldn't be clearer.

Coffee is bad for you.

Hangover jobbies.

Stornoway. So even worse.

Just home from a night out. To say it was a pile of pish would be an understatement.

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I eat porridge everyday, so it's just constant fours.

The development points don't carry over. They just give you a load of them at the start to help you.

It isn't really, but then again I have no real system in play when it comes to choosing an upgrade. I've done two seasons and apart from durability I've hardly put anything on.

^^^ cheap lousy faggot imo.

^^^ Fatty tights