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  1. Cardinal Richelieu
    Sold. I'll PM you the job. Can you start Monday?
  2. Cardinal Richelieu
    Just had a meeting about recruiting new employees in my company. So who is our target audience? "Anyone who doesn't currently work for the company".
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    The River Styx for me. Tis a shame cos I can think of loads of rhymes for 10 that I'll probably never get to use.
  4. Cardinal Richelieu
    8 out of 20. Without looking at any of the questions or answers. Go me. Emailed to ask them when they're doing one on the lower Scottish leagues (I'll never tire of this patter).
  5. Cardinal Richelieu
    How do you put in a "neatest offer" ? Still, she's only looking for 50 ampersands so I might as well get in first. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Free couch for the Cardinal.
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    It's amazing how your performance in the quiz mirrors the general luck you're having during the week. I remember the week I got my first 10/10 and a couple of 9s. I found a tenner down the back of the couch and had my hole. This week, I've had a bad cold and got a rollicking in work. Swings and roundabouts.
  7. Cardinal Richelieu
    Shut that door for me too please
  8. Cardinal Richelieu
    I love a bit of quiche (hot or cold), or as my otherwise intelligent friend once tried to spell it, cuish.
  9. Cardinal Richelieu
    4 out of 10. where's the quiz on Scottish lower leagues etc.
  10. Cardinal Richelieu
    I don't think so many people would have offered their help had they known you watching James Corden, tbh.
  11. Cardinal Richelieu
    A Pam Shrive® for me. And it would have been a Nicky Law had WillieA not put his foot in it.
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    Liked that episode... good amount of comedy at the start, although it did get a bit bogged down in legalese at one point. Nice understated cliffhanger at the end. We'd managed to not watch it for the last few weeks so watched three on the bounce but sadly it'll probably be back to one episode per week now.
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    7 out of 15 for the football players. And everyone single one of them was a guess. Where were the questions on Scottish lower-league journeymen?
  14. Cardinal Richelieu
    Yet another Hans Blix. Agree with Fuctifano though, don't feel cheated by any of the questions.
  15. Cardinal Richelieu
    Simon Wicks.
  16. Cardinal Richelieu
    Nanny McPhee
  17. Cardinal Richelieu
    Bill Hicks.
  18. Cardinal Richelieu
    What's a salmon handbag?
  19. Cardinal Richelieu
    No story really. In this country, apparently giving someone a purse or wallet as a person - you should put some money in it for "good luck". (imagine my disappointment when this turned out be 1p). And if you think that's bollocks... Apparently, in foreign climes, if you cook a carp, you extract a scale and stick it in your purse / wallet. And keep it there till you die. http://www.germanfoodguide.com/holiday-silvester.cfm Fucking insanity.
  20. Cardinal Richelieu
    Exchanging superstition stories with my Czech burd (she keeps a fish scale in her purse but that's another story). We get onto the one about hanging horse-shoes "the right way up" so the good luck doesn't drain out. "Oh that's not superstition. That's just good luck".
  21. Cardinal Richelieu
    Julian Dicks.
  22. Cardinal Richelieu
    How many likes did that post get on Facebook?
  23. Cardinal Richelieu
    Jeezo. That was solid. George Bernard Shaw for me.
  24. Cardinal Richelieu
    Sno bad. It might be vegan though, but that being said, I had a nosh in there (careful now) and it was nice enough. And here's a question from me: In the mens' bogs, we have three cubicles, hereafter referred to as Traps 1, 2 and 3. Heading in to make a deposit at the porcelain bank, if Trap 1 is occupied, I head for Trap 3 and vice versa. Obviously, this is to maximise the distance between me and another person expelling faeces from their rectum. If all the traps are free, I usually head for trap 3 (furthest away). If you're mid-shite and someone comes in, you'd assume they'd head to trap 1, i.e. the one furthest away from me. But more often than not, they actually choose to be closer to me and my shite in trap 2. There is no difference (I can tell) between the three traps. So why, when taking a shite - similar to when taking a piss - would you choose to be as close as possible to someone else taking a shite?
  25. Cardinal Richelieu
    http://www.theguardian.com/news/quiz/2015/mar/16/daily-quiz-16-march-2015 Stevie Nicks for me.
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