I've thought up a fun new game.
Six degrees of separation (from the pernicious influence of the Holy Roman Catholic Church).
Think of your favourite blue-nose, then try and link them in as few steps as possible to the Celtic cause, then forward to RangersMedia / Leggoland / D+P for scrutiny.
I'll start with Ally McCoist...
Ally McCoist was a panellist on the popular BBC quiz-show, "A Question of Sport".
Sue Barker is the presenter of the show
Sue Barker used to be in a relationship with Cliff Richard
Cliff Richard's property manager is John McElynn, a former Catholic Priest.
Ergo, Ally McCoist is dirty papist / tarrier / Catholic apologist.