The only interesting thing that happened to me at school was our physics teacher. Camp as a row of tents, yet he still managed to be a dour b*****d.
What we didn't know was that he had a part-time job as a TV presenter / newsreader on UTV (think a Northern Irish Jackie Bird).... of course, once he appeared on prime-time ITV, we all knew about it. Obviously, we were all quite awestruck that someone so boring and miserable did something so interesting.
But the grumpy git never answered one of our questions, and never even acknowledged the fact that he was on the telly.
What's more, he is the only teacher I've EVER had that made you work on the last day of term rather than just playing games
Here he is in all his camp glory.