Cardinal Richelieu

Christ. That's actually worse than what I tried to copy and paste. This still makes hee-haw sense though... ---- Take the last 3 digits of your mobile number. Example ********415 Write it down as such @*[415:0] Remove "*" (the star) or just type it into your status update

Er.... whit? ----- Take the last 3 digits of your mobile number. Example ********415<br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; ">Write it down as such @*[415:0]<br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; ">Remove "*" (the star)<br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; ">or just type it into your status update ------- This is bound to catch on.

There's nothing like liking your own comments to promote your agenda... David RobertsonNorthern Constabulary Ah i would just like to ask what rigth do you have to strip people or is this a new way off getting kicks well heres one thats not a happy chap and i am sure there are lots more of us if you lot keep up setting the people your going to find it hard to deal way the people thought we were ment to get a long well this is not the way Like · · 24 September 2011 at 12:47 · David Robertson likes this. This guy's a total roaster. Kudos to whoever posted it

Thanks mate! I might even be prepared to share the windfall. I was going to do it for a mate who was all lined up for another position here... he aced the interviews and got offered the job. Then the canniving b*****d went back to his existing work and used the job offer to leverage a £4,000 pay rise for himself. Meanwhile, I saw my £500 go up in smoke and was left explaining why he accepted the job and subsequently dinghied it.

We're actually looking for a technical author (writing help files, user manuals etc) in my work at the moment (East Kilbride). Quite a good company to work for... pay will probably be around £25k if you've got a couple of years experience. I advertised on Linkedin but the response was lacklustre (although I might well have posted it in the wrong place). The best bit is if I find someone for the post, I get 500 notes in my hand. Get in. PM me for more details

In fact, now that I'm sober, I recant my last statement. Yahoo Messenger didn't even exist 15 years ago - so that whole post is bullshit.

I know it's easy to get cynical, but that's a crying shame. God bless everyone involved.

It's rare you get a fail 4 words into one of these, but your lass has managed it.

Not exceptionally bad considering some of the dross that's been posted, but this has just posted by a lassie I definitely would have... If u are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever u may be to kindly copy, paste and share this status for one hour to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. Share some faith and love for those in need. Life works in strange ways...thank you Jan Slater x Oh well. That's her off the list (Christmas card and shagging)

It's hardly Facebook's fault you're friends with neds and bigots!

I so want to take part but I can't draw at all so here's my pathetic attempt.

A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WAS SHOT 6 TIMES BY HIS STEPFATHER THIS BOY WAS PROTECTING HIS LITTLE 2 YEARS OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUT TO BE RAPED BY THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN. THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET HURT THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER. THEIR MOM WAS AT WORK WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED. NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNG MAN IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE , BUT DOCTORS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS HE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH......IS VERY EXPENSIVE AND WHICH HIS MOM CANNOT PAY. ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45 CENTS FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS THIS TO THEIR WALL, SO PLEASE PASTE AND PASS THIS ON SO THAT TOGETHER WE CAN HELP SAVE THIS BOYS LIFE. Ps : if a copy and paste can save a life , pls do it. it wouldn't cost you a thing. That's very generous of "ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES" to donate money to a cause which doesn't even mention any names or places.

I swear there's a machine somewhere that's churning this sort of pish out: To every single one of you who are on my friends list. I enjoy catching up; I enjoy hearing about you and your family; I am not only glad to count you as friends, but also family. Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status just for a minute. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship x

I'm sorry to dredge (how appropriate) this one up again, but is the convention not for the older women to less revealing clothing as they get younger? The only one you would even consider (and yes you would) is positively puritanical in her get-up. I went to club 30 once about 15 years ago. I too danced and nearly got off with a woman with half her teeth missing. Any hard-up private dentists could do worse than to mosey along and drum up some business from the clientele.

LIkewise, the page "Naming your iPod Titanic, then hooking it up with your PC so it says "Syncing Titanic".... and pressing CANCEL to feel like a real HERO."

To save time - and to cut out the middle man - you can now just go to this site and access all these cringeworthy updates in one easy-to-read list. http://www.megalikes.net/

That is so woeful I'm not sure whether to give it a green or a red dot

Damn right. I would have thought the fact that she is 20+ stone, she would have been delighted at the timely reminder via her favourite soap of the probable cause of her heart attack. This is the same woman I met about 3 times and added me as a friend years later. I accepted her friend request and immediately got a message demanding to know who I was and how I knew her.