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And we love him for it. Never change craigyboy, his commitment to our recruitment is sensational.

How would you feel about that? I'm torn. If you'd asked me at half time on Saturday, I would've offered to give him a cokey-back all the way to Wales, but at full time, I'd have said "£3m or #GTF"

I think he'd be a big loss to the squad. He's really improved since signing at the start of last season. His technique is excellent, perhaps the best in the squad. Some of his touches and control are lovely.

NSFW forum for this filth

I realise that in 2018, it's perhaps unPC to face-shame, but I simply cant leave it unmentioned... Is there a more glaikit looking sowel in Scottish fitba?

You "deciding against offering someone £60k a week" in this instance equals "theRangers can only afford to offer circa £10k a week plus a free Harry and Megs souvenir tablecloth" I think it's more the point that there are sections of your support that think it's possible for you to attract names such as Skirtl, Torres, Defoe, Lucas Leiva etcetera etcetera thats the funny thing when anyone with half a brain knows it's complete fantasy. (bookmark this, so that I can apologise if it happens)

Webcast off air, presumably to avoid showing the fighting

patronising much?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

Think youse are gonnie get this

whaeeeeyyyyy CONCOMITANT!!!!

Aye, this guy's good despite his peh background I'm glad he said "compliment" at the end of the sentence "I'll give Donnelly a semi..."

Rubble Good to see them aware and talking about the city's reputation

A lot of common sense yes. I've walked to a lot of football games in my time, and never have I been tempted to walk into a dual carriageway to avoid a fuckin bike. However, she did say 'modrin'

He's not doing much to challenge the perception of accountants

I for one am delighted to have heard about their respective diametres

This guy Bell surely isn't for real

ken, shambles "Lets do x then. Can we do x? Right ok well is it ok then? What did you just whisper to me that everyone heard so that I can repeat it word for word?"

These daft antiquated processes. Come back from lunch, sit down for 5 mins then need a 20 minute recess to discuss amendments

f**k sake, "will there be loud music?" Are we not a bit passed this?

The footbridge congestion is the best thing about exiting Easter road?!

These things strike me as being quite useless most of the time with such statements as "have you thought about congestion at a footbridge? I'm not saying there will be, but.....have you thought about it?"

few months ago, I'd have been surprised to see that new contract for Jamie. Hopefully it puts to bed the oft-spouted line that he's not happy here.

Maybe it was. But that’s hardly a good offer

Seems on twitter and other forums, that the “people’s” line is to start moaning that Jordan Jones isn’t on a wage concomitant with our £1m valuation. When did his wages become relevant? It’s a business deal. I’d imagine we’d sell him to an English club for less but generally don’t want to sell him to a club that’s a direct competitor (aye, I just said that). Why weaken us and strengthen the opponent without trying to make as much money out of it? And don’t start about holding him hostage from his “boyhood heroes”. He’s hardly handcuffed to a radiator in Beirut. Word is you offered £125k upfront with daft ads-on triggers which could see it rise potentially to 4/500k. If those triggers were like those in your accounts such as European group stage qualification then get yersels tae f**k.