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It's been debated fairly vociferously for a few weeks on our forum. FWIW, I don't mind him having a media gig, its the *anger* that does my nut in. And when he targets fellow pros who he'll be sharing a pitch with in a few weeks, it gives me the boak.

Thats quite a conclusion to draw from a shake of the head. He might've said, "right come on let's go for a curry". "Naw Alex, I'm going home to watch the spurs game"

I think whats without doubt is that HappyAccie breaks into the "6 Biggest Posters" on this thread.....a thread about Killie.

you sure? the guy can f**k shit up boiling an egg ffs

I don't really have anything to add to the topic, but strike me down that gif is stupendous

notice anything missing?

Good article, but I'm massively concerned that I seem to have heard of all these names being linked, it's not the killie way. I want untried unknowns!!!!

^^^ He scraped acceptability, but only by our horrendous standards. There were still big question marks, especially his ridiculous signing policy - couli aside. We did however go from getting pumped every second game to getting pumped every fourth or fifth game, so there's that too

Worse win ratio than Gary fucking Locke

The fact that there's even mention on twitter about Mckay and his boots, and importantly that you "can think of a few players who've worn green boots over the years" actually suggests more than a single fuck has been given.

no worries. it's not the time or the plaice etc etc

Your patter needs to come on leaps and bounds IMHO

Macdonald hasnt been as amazing as previous seasons but has been excellent overall for his the past few years. Played a big part in keeping us in the league. Sad to see him go to sit on the bench at the Queen's Filth if rumours are to be beleived. Stevie May rumoured but also with Aberdeen. A deciding factor might that he would prefer to play every game at the Theatre of Pies as opposed to being rotated by TinkerDel. I think a haircut should be a contract clause tho.

i started following killie about a year and a half before we got promoted i think. My dad took me and my pal all over scotland to see the Mighty blue and white, and eventually we joined a SA and bussed it, great times. My favourite goal of that period was Paul Wright scoring an absolute rocket against Hibs on a Friday night on a televised game in late 96. That team was full of my killie heroes. Experience wise the absolute scenes at Easter Road when Jimmy MacIntyre scored late to take us to the SC final in 97, followed by the "Family Final" against our friends in Falkirk; and of course beating Celtic against all odds in 2012 in the League Cup final. We were actually a proper team and proper club back in the 90s and early 00s, great crowds home and away, consistent, relative success, and then this p***k chairman/non-chairman and overall c**t comes in and runs the club into the ground. You could argue that we achieved it thanks to the runaway financials, but most clubs were the same. We took some utter tankings too tho, i remember being feart everytime the OF came to town in their fancy buses and stars like laudrup and gascoigne, later with larsson etc etc. I always remember one of Di Canio's early games, it may even have been his debut, coming on as a sub and literally dancing through our defence to score a solo worldy. Hearts felt like the other "big team" but i dont ever feel they had the beating of us regularly and we didnt fear anyone. We were actually a part of the league, we were important, and offered something to the game. Now, it just feels like we're just clinging on constantly. Rivalry wise, i always feel sorry for, and therefore have a soft spot for Falkirk, we seem to just edge you out when it comes to the crunch, that final day survival game was the worst i've felt at a game, especially when that lad poked the shot just over the bar with about 5 minutes to go, heart in mouth and shit in pants stuff. A*r can always, and forever, GTF. Won f**k all and never will. #KTID

Surprised there wasn't a thread so i might as well start one. Very intriguing, bordering on the complete mental. The premise is basically the mystery surrounding a girl who disappeared 7 years ago and suddenly is found. Needs help to achieve something and goes about recruiting 5 others to help her. Anyone seen it? Thoughts? Large %age of it set in "normal" circumstances and settings, however there are a couple of scenes which are "out there" and i dont know how i feel about them yet! I think they're banking on fans of Stranger Things liking this one too.

Sorry to hear that mate.

To the guy struggling to give up... i remember having my first smoke when i was 12, and having been a wee ned who bought 10p "tippies" at the ice cream van outside school, was hooked by the time i was 14/15.Tried and failed numerous times to stop and came to the conclusion that i was going to always smoke and die a horrible death. I was just as addicted (and still partially am) to the habits around the habit. Smoking and driving, smoking and working outside, smoking after food, smoking with a drink. a 20 year addiction. i decided that i was so weak-willed, i still had to have the fix of the nicotine and the "smoking action" so I've taken up the vaping and immediately halved my ciggie intake about 6 weeks ago. I've now not had a fag for three and a half weeks (baby steps). I smoked about 20 a day. I'm vaping a lot at the moment, but already noticing i'm doing that less and less and the biggest surprise for me has been the total lack of desire for a cigarette. My other half still smokes and i dont feel tempted to have one of hers at all. i started on 6mg of nicotine, and am now on 3mg. The plan is to reduce to a 0mg liquid in the next month or so, then cut it out completely. I seem to have broken some of the routines and habits, so i'm hoping that i'll be able to take the next step. So if you dont mind, all you wanks calling me a c**t or a twat or whatever, i'll vape thanks. I do not however have any desire to become one of those professional, perpetual vapers who build their own kit and do youtube videos about smoke ring competitions at the local skate park comparing one coil to another and get my ear lobe pirced with a curtain ring. its my route off the fags and i'm pleased to say, touch wood, it seems to be working. Go me

I don't know whats more offensive, you calling me a c**t, or implying i'm a Hibs fan

I vaped at the fitba last week, and it was fuckin brilliant

My issue with Morgan was that they've went too far with his "not going to kill anyone" pish. The whole downfall of Alexandria with the wolf guy thing was just ridic. I really dont mind him finding his zen and being a master with the stick, but he should've took the jaw off that wee scrote and we couldve all moved on. When he was first introduced i thought he was great, then he swiftly got boring as f**k. The carol thing is weird. No-one in their right mind would want to live alone in that world. The lengths she's gone to to separate herself is totally inexplicable too. Fine, character development. Ok fine, people are different, and fine, no-one can predict how different people will feel/react or want to "be" in such a catastrosphic world, but it just seems too stupid. Just get some w**k to eat her and be done with it now.

This. Although when i watched it first time, i thought he'd thrown it out into the horde, then i heard the noise of it on the roof. I read somehwere that the UK version had some visuals and lines from EyeBallGlenn removed. Apparently the US version was a bit more brutal. Were the edits different?

Watershed moment

Back page of The Rag saying Clark's considering leaving after shouting at his players at Berwick!? No, actual really

is there a five a side version like?