Duszek

I don't know. Drinking a goldfish bowl of lurid green cocktail seems as valid a mechanism of dealing with life as most. Beats mindfulness, imo.

Don't agree. I watched much of the Falkirk/Utd and Accies/Utd matches and enjoyed them. Did the same last year. McHugh's last-minute winner v Hibs and today's winner were both pretty decent scenes.

You know what? they're both Game of Thrones quotes. He's clearly taking the piss. https://www.geckoandfly.com/16571/game-thrones-quotes/

"fear cuts deeper than swords", according to the commentator. I say that's bullshit. Swords every time for me.

Scenes!

Linesman looks like he's thinking "ahhhhhh what the fuckkkkkk have I done?"

Sub Kuate back on please, for the viewers

I once enjoyed* a very unsatisfactory sexual encounter with a girl from Swindon. In hindsight, I ascribe this to us being in Swindon at the time. * probably not the word

Half the people this forum are more convincing goal threats than Azeez... Nobby 'Nobby' Clark played 97 games for Thistle and scored one goal. He's 65 years old. HE'S a more convincing goal threat than Azeez. St J 0 - Jags 3 (Azeez x3)

Well, frankly, who cares? I'd happily swap winning the Scottish Cup for getting relegated and spending 5 years in the Championship. Life is about accumulating experiences. Fans of every other club our size have experienced Finals and Cup Wins. You know what? It's a FUCKING SHIT STATE OF AFFAIRS that we haven't.

Would one Cup Final appearance in our lifetime be too much to ask?

Sheep fans out in force, as per.

Yep, but I think we all know what thought they're thinking.

He's a maestro, a 10th-dan sensei. He has a group of disciple keepers in the North Stand, watching and taking notes. Whole aeons disappear between the ref blowing for a bye kick and him finally blootering the ball. It's a fucking masterclass.

Eddie Izzard's 3 minute routine on Engelbert Humperdinck is up there with the best of them.

Are you a Conservative MSP? I'm thinking it's either that, or the Sunday Post.

The mayor of Greenock, dealing with his correspondence.

Ok, cool.

I paid cash at the North Stand on Sat, realised later that the turnstile operator (young bearded dude) took my 22 quid but gave me a 15 pound concession ticket. Don't like to think he's systematically ripping off the club, but is it worth contacting them?

Good man, Diegox2. That's not too grim, really. I never intend to post photos of mascots again. Ah, f**k it, just one more. It's what the deceased would have wanted.

"The cause was a noble one (to raise awareness of testicular cancer) but the inescapable truth is that Everton dressed some poor sod up as a giant pair of hairy gonads and had him parade around Goodison…" http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/photos/212421/pies-classics-20-utterly-craptacular-football-mascots-photos.html

Bad show from DiegoDiego, refusing to divulge which mascot he was. I suspect he was one of these.

Goodison Park was home to Mr Testicles.