Had a horrific food experience tonight. Ordered a burrata pizza from a local place. Driving home, a strange, bad smell was coming out of the box. ‘Press on’, I thought, ‘it’s just your imagination.’
I got home and opened it.
Like f**k was it my imagination.
The pizza (burrata, bresaola, rocket and cherry tomatoes), with some dark brown drizzle over it) looked fine, but stunk. I took a bite. it was rotten.
Truffle oil (I remembered now seeing this listed in the ingredients).
TRUFFLE OIL.
I’d blanked it on the menu because I didn’t know what it tasted like.
Fucker. I know what you taste like now.