Septentrional Wasp

Not quite there yet. 5cm and a contraction every 3 minutes but it's taking its bloody time. #FashionablyLate

First one yeah. They said I could come back at nine so it'll be up, dog walked and in for five to lol.

Due date tomorrow! In hospital last night for monitoring - suspected pre eclampsia. Out this afternoon though, everything fine. Contractions had started about half ten this morning though and were getting closer and more painful. Back up to hospital at seven this evening. Still only 2cm though so she got a bed and a load of morphine and I got telt to get tae. Midwife reckoned I'd get a phone call during the night. Keiched breeks everywhere.

Four weeks and five days to go now. Not that I'm counting or anything.

Wid

Best place for a stream for this?

It`s pretty tedious the first time round.

It`s been a long time coming... Why bother with TV when P&B is 24/7?

I`m five hours into a twelve hour shift and keep looking at the clock thinking it`ll be about half three

Flegs

Telt

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I remember recently reading of a well known football team - I think in Greece but not 100% sure - European though, that got into debt and voluntarily went part time and went into a lower division. I now can`t remember the team for the life of me. Can anybody help? Edit - Found it. AEK Athens. Just missed it while looking

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My firsts due in nine weeks but we never found out what we're having. We've got a scan in three weeks time where I suppose we could probably see if we looked at the right time, but having come this far without finding out I think I just want to wait now.

"... in a deal that would see Sarver purchase 72% of the club’s shares and eliminate €30 million of the club’s outstanding debts." :lol: :lol: IDIOTS :lol: :lol:

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7e/7e05e77a39aa16b3defadb528f26dae99a2bb34145523113177cd7e5fa525c3a.jpg

Is it maybe the case that they don`t have the rights to use images of Ibrox?

Fearns stood out for me.

Are we playing Arbroath tonight?

Keith manager is my old gaffer. I would appreciate it if anyone going today gave him dogs abuse for 90 minutes. He`ll take in good nature of course. Gutted to be missing it. Travelling down today but had to work this morning.

Maybe she just needs a kick in the pie.

She maybe just needs a Father Ted lesson on small cows and far away cows.

26 1/2 weeks now so I could probably be bumped up to 2/3. Talking of bumps hers is getting bigger everyday. I was 11 1/2 pounds when born and my family were pretty much all 10 pounds plus. My missus in pretty small and is therefor shitting herself. I can`t help the wind up though.

A leap year happens every four years...