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    Would be good to see Hulk get at least one season at a top team, but I think that chance has gone now
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    Have to remember that Gasly finished 6th in Hungary. He had no technical issues or damage, and was lapped by his team mate in the same car.
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    Excellent chance for Albon, he’s impressed as STR this year.
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    Boli Bogologongoli (or whatever his name is) looks awful.
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    Just witnessed two blind men fighting in the street, surrounded by a large crowd. Someone shouted “I bet £20 on the guy with the knife”. Both men ran away.
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    Broadfoot forgetting he doesn’t play for Rangers any more?
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    Pleasing
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    Russell P16 in qualifying, ahead of his team mate, both Racing Points and Danny Ric.
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    This just appeared on my Facebook feed.
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    Can’t wait to get home from work tonight and give it a blast. Love these guys.
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    Just as well he is successful on track then and on course for a sixth title
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    It’s difficult for people on benefits these days, isn’t it? My friend is a dwarf and he struggles to put food on the table.
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    Just started a new job as a roofer and got caught masturbating on the first day. My boss said I could wipe the slate clean.
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    What’s worse is people that wear t-shirts of bands that they don’t listen to, and only like the design. On a related note, people that say they are a huge fan of a certain band but only two songs which are the band’s biggest hits.
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    Apparently (according to the haters on social media), the Alfa’s were only disqualified so that Hamilton could finish in the points
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    Fixodent advert on tv. I’m glad they told me it was a dramatisation, as I was starting to think it was real...
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    Bin men that trail the bins through the close at 7am on a Saturday morning, even though there is a gate at the back fence so they can go round the side of the building to the back garden.
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    Special livery for Mercedes this weekend
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    In this warm weather, remember to
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    I had tried to get rid of my old tv a few years ago but the remote was fcked, couldn’t turn it down...
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    Guy walks into a library... Guy - do you have any books on how to commit suicide? Librarian - f**k off, you won’t bring it back.
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    Typical Falkirk supporter in fan w**k post...
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    No different from any other St. Johnstone home games on tv, then.
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