IainMorton

Contemplating either the Glasgow and Aberdeen shows in consecutive days, or Newcastle and Glasgow as there is a day in between. Decisions, decisions...

Car adverts on TV. Every one shows a new car driving along a stretch of motorway or country road in nice weather with no other traffic around. You never see them advertise a car that is sitting in a three mile traffic jam due to roadworks in the pissing rain which is a lot more realistic.

Sod that. I pre-order stuff online. That way I am not pointlessly queueing outside a store for hours, and I still get the item on the day of release.

People in the office who don't work the regular Monday to Friday rota and will come in on a Thursday and say "this is my Monday" etc. Feck right off.

Think it will more than a semi if we beat Dunfermline...

The cleaner in my work sometimes puts the paper towels in the holder flat side down, meaning you can't grab at them the usual way and can only access them by opening the holder and taking one from the top of the pile.

Also females who can't carry their fake designer handbags properly and walk along with it hanging from their elbow.

Should've smashed that bottle over Paedo Panda's head

Extra strong mints too, living life on the edge

Went into WH Smiths in Central Station to get a packet of mints for the game today, and the guy behind the counter asked me "would you like a packet of sweets for £1?". Surely if I wanted a packet of sweets, I would have picked them up and paid for them with my mints rather than you offering them to me.

At least you don't have to listen to obnoxious twats moaning at you over the phone, 40 hours a week...

Also, when the weather comes on and they tell you what the weather was like four hours ago. Honestly, who cares?!

This x1000000. I've never understood why people just can't stay in the same seat and have to jump up as soon as a double seat becomes available. Even worse when someone who was sitting on their own gets up to get off the bus and someone is already in the vacated seat before they have even got to the front of the bus. If I am sitting on the aisle seat of a packed bus and it starts to empty, I like to piss people off by staying in my seat rather than moving to a free double seat, and you can see the person starting to get annoyed cos I haven't moved and let them sit on their own!!

Why do old people feel the need to queue at Glasgow Central for the train to London when they have a reserved seat? You see them standing right up next to the barrier at platform 1/2 for a good half an hour before the train has even arrived. Sit down and relax FFS, nobody is gonna steal your seat.

Same. Actually gutted as I was hoping to go to a few gigs as Volbeat are amazing live, but I can't justify paying for travel/digs for a gig down in England when they are only going to be on stage for 50/60 minutes and I'm not fussed about the main act. Just going to do Glasgow and hope they do their own headline tour next year, and go to more shows then.

Volbeat as support. I'm going to this. Not a massive AB fan. Sadly.

Who are 'Next Level Soccer Limited', and why are we playing them?

Rumours going about of a Metallica UK arena tour at the end of the year, with Volbeat as support. Scenes if this actually happens.

As has option 1. Now down to vintage, pinstripe and tartan efforts

May have been mentioned before, maybe even by me - Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!

Didn't realise we could pick our 2016/17 tea towel aswell...

Keeps you eyes peeled during the Download Festival weekend. Last two albums they have announced a UK tour for the winter of that year.

Def the best of the three. Only two weeks till the album drops.