Kneal Down Caster

Tom Hanks on the Tills. !

I’ve not even been to the shops. My Mrs done a normal online shop last week but I would like to think i have enough friends / neighbours locally that if I needed a paracetamol or tea bag etc I could get hold of one and if anyone asked us we would reciprocate. f**k being stuck in a mile long till queue with disease ridden wankers !!

F**k that shit !

Ohhhh I so hope you find the cure.

Could you imagine some big hefter getting a knock back from the bus at Braehead and told to walk home after a day trip to Krispy Kreme

Arse wipes !!

How come China has went full peak and a return to semi normality but the Uk are expecting a peak in June, 3 months away

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Guilty of bulk buying bog roll !!!!

This is just the beginning mate. RIP. Ross’s social life.

Can you look after the kids for 5 minutes!

What is the script if you find out an elderly relative has it and is hospitalised? I assume you can’t see them ? What if they pass away ? What sort of timescale would you need to wait to get the body. Then there will be huge backlogs in laying them to rest if we hit Italian levels. This is absolutely mental. Just as well we have a popular and clever PM !!

Bloody Mary bought them all !!

WTAF has happened to Steven Presley. Ouch. Also chewing his jaw as if he’s dropped 10 Eccies and ready to head to ingliston for an all nighter !!

This is about to go viral.

Cheers Bro [emoji106]

Where do you find and save some of these Gifs. I need some

Refs a Braga fan and 4th official is Luis FIGO.

This is a complete role reversal from last week. I thought braga were supposed to decent.

Underrated post [emoji7]

Destination Burnout.

I read somewhere, from someone, that has followed Boris’ career that he jumps on the train that works for Boris. Now he is in no 10 I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes all out (not typical Tory) and builds himself a legacy. Basically gets rid of all the Tory dissenters and goes full hung ho what Boris wants. Agreeing to hs2 is deciding that filling pot holes is counter productive let’s just rip up the road and fix it properly. I hate to say it but I think the blundering beach whale could surprise us. (As long as it’s for 7 years until my retirement)

Ironic considering the amount of money king has robbed (allegedly) in his lifetime!!

Seriously. Whit a feckin state to get into over a game of football. I’m away to read Brechin media must be a hell of a state. Reply to rangers media post.

Reminds me. RAE was banging on about not giving Rangers* the other stand. Mmm I would rather have the 3 points than the bloo poond.

Imagine they sell him for a fiver this week [emoji33]