Kneal Down Caster

To be honest he is already drinking himself into Oblivion. I would be surprised if he makes 60 (that's not a joke). I feel a bit sorry for his parents as neither him or his sister have given them any grandkids. I suppose we can all moan but sometimes you just have to appreciate what you DO have and not what you Don't.

Not the playing away part mate. I jest about all the infuriating things mentioned in the thread. He feels like a winner because it looks like we are all suffering. [emoji12]

I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!!

Ooft need to edit that shit, however no matter what any can't says. It's still worth a week abroad per month [emoji35]

My daughter has now been menstruating for a few months Add in the Kevin and perry attitude along with now being in sync with my wife. Please help me !!!!!!!!!

Have a quick look at horrific club photos thread and make a swift u turn. It's not worth it!!! Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril mobile app

Best face swap ever !!!

Hi. Buster Gonads. How you doing mate ??

Xmas ties !!! (Especially light up noisy fuckers)!!

When 5 members of a gang get 20 years each, the newsreaders always say jailed for a total of 100 years. It's not a feckin relay they all do 20 years at the same time. FFS.

When a new bar person has not been taught how to pour a pint and finds it totally acceptable to hand over a pint with a 2 inch head. Naw young man. Try again.

Toilets in the Odeon Braehead. "These restrooms are checked regularly" TOILETS YOU FECKIN KANTS !!!

Waiting for an urgent call but dying for a dump. You just know if I shit my kecks the call won't come !!

Not very feckin confidential now, the BBC have just plastered it in huge numbers on everyone's screen!!!

Glenn Hoddle [emoji35]

Need a feckin ball of wool to find your way back from the toilets. Not easy especially if blootered!!!

Lol. In my head also.

A bit late to the party but every time I hear Nina Nannars name mentioned I break out into Whigfield's. "Saturday night" song. Don't know how to upload it to share but have a listen.

Black Friday deals on Cycling sunglasses. 70%off at Www.rayzorinternational.com

Porn Auditions. IMHO.

Never ever see the chase as I am sound asleep after watching the pile of shite before it. Imagine having a game show based on 2p slots at Blackpool. Catch a fukcing grip.

Is this not to cover themselves as they don't know who owns the intellectual property and are covering their Arse not using any club crests ???

Mon - Fri. 7pm - 9pm. Soap addition. Whilst catching up on Facebook. This is Not, I repeat NOT multi tasking. !!!