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  1. 3 minutes ago, The Master said:

    I've no idea what you're trying to claim with that post, but Rickon is very dead, and it was shown on-screen. 

    But was Dickon

    (lol)

  2. 3 hours ago, Mon Dieu said:

    David Attenborough once opined about a rare species: the 'grassing rattledsnake'...

    "Only one of its kind  -  this creature has found a way to post on an online Scottish football forum   in order to blend in with their surroundings  -  using its own excrement as camouflage,  this spineless predator inadvertently reveals itself to the other inhabitants of the forum   as something to be avoided."

     

    This poster has accumulated so much crap in his time here that it is difficult to decide what incident is the worst...

    1 |  Reciting the time they kicked over a can of cider and ranted at its homeless consumer, in front of his child?

    2 |  Claiming to have scooped excrement from their backside, to throw at another person?

    3 |  Lobbying rival supporters via private messages, in order to get them to issue 'red dots' to a poster (@StandFree03)?

    4 |  Allegedly contacting @Bobby Skidmarks' employer, to complain about their conduct on an internet forum?

    5 |  Allegedly contacting posters to shit-stir about other posters' private lives?

    6 |  Allegedly finding out personal information about posters and posting it to others in private?

    7 |  Sending himself text messages, pretending to be a 'mate' called Tony, in an attempt to justify the stalking & defaming of the already infamous @Flybhoy?

    8 |  Replying to EVERYTHING?

     

    Despite all of that (and a permanent ban), they continue to smear their posts all over the forum.

    The epitome of shameless - An Idiot Aboard the good ship P&B, lingering like a bad smell; he's a turd that won't flush; one poo over the cuckoo's nest...

    It is, of course, none other than @8MileBU.

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    You have outdone yourself Mon Dieu.

  3. 2 hours ago, EdTheDuck said:

    We could be heading for our worst coefficient season’s total since 2011/12

     

    Who represented us in 2011/12? What was it happened *twice* in 2011/12?

     

    Rangers in the CL - Lost to Malmo in QR3
    Rangers in the EL - Lost 3-2 to Maribor in Play-off
    United in EL - Lost in QR2 to Slask Wrowclaw on Away Goals
    Hearts in EL - Beat Paks of Hungary, before losing 5-0 to Spurs in Play-off Round
    Celtic in EL - Lost to Sion - before getting a reprieve 6-0 Aggregate win in Play-off Round for an ineligible player, then finished 3rd in Group with Atletico Madrid, Udinese and Rennes.


     

  4. Right after the first leg of QR3 the UEFA Rankings are looking like this

    Rank Country--- 2017-18 --- Total ---- Clubs Remaining

    15. Greece --- 0.900 ---- 24,400 ----5/5 (2 CL Places)

    18. Poland --- 2.250 ---- 19.500 ---- 3/4 (1 CL Place in CL R2, Cup Winners Start in EL R2) - highest we could be at the end of the season, realistically
    19. Israel ---- 3.000 ---- 19.125 ---- 3/4
    20. Romania --- 0.800 --- 18.350 --- 5/5
    21. Cyprus --- 3.250 --- 17.800 --- 4/4
    22. Azerbaijan --2.375 --- 17.125 --- 2/4
    23. Sweden --- 2.375 --- 16.975 --- 2/4
    24. Belarus --- 1.500 --- 16.875 --- 2/4

    25. Bulgaria --- 1.625 --- 16.750 --- 2/4 (1 CL Place in CL R2, All Clubs start in EL R1)
    26. Scotland --- 1.500 --- 16.125 --- 2/4

    So how are our neighbours' representatives getting on:

    Poland - 4 Clubs: (bold is Champions League)

    Spoiler

    Legia Warsaw - Started QR2 - W2 L1 - Lost 3-1 to Astana in Kazakhstan in First Leg QR3 
    Lech Poznan - Started QR1 - W3 D1 L1  - Drew 0-0 away to Utrecht in First Leg of QR3  
    Jagiellonia Białystok Started QR1 - W2 D1 L1 - Eliminated by Gabala of Azerbaijan 3-1 on Agg in QR 2
    Arka Gdynia - Started QR 3 - W1 - Won 3-2 at Home to Midtjylland in First Leg of QR3

    Israel - 4 clubs:

    Spoiler

    Hapeol Beer Sheva - Started QR2 - W3 - Won 2-0 at Home to Ludogrets of Bulgaria in First Leg
    Beitar (c***s) Jerusalem - Started QR1 - W2 D1 L1 - Eliminated by Botov of Bulgaria 5-1 on Agg
    Maccabi Tel-Aviv - Started QR1 - W5 - Won 1-0 at Home to Panninos of Greece in First leg 
    Bnei Yehuda - Started QR2 - W1 D1 L1 - Lost 2-0 at Home to Zenit in First Leg 

    Romania - 5 Clubs:

    Spoiler


    Vitorul Constania - Started QR3 - W1 - Won 1-0 at Home to APOEL (CYP) in First Leg
    Steaua Bucharest - Started QR3 - D1 - Drew 2-2 at Home to Viktoria Plzen (CZE) in First Leg

    Dinamo Bucharest - Started QR3 - D1 - Drew 1-1 at Home to Athletic Bilbao in First Leg
    CS U Craivoa - Started QR3 - L1 - Lost 1-0 at Home to AC Milan in First Leg
    Astra Girigiu -  Started QR2 - W1 - D2 - Drew 0-0 at Home to Oleksandriya (UKR) in First Leg

    Cyprus - 4 clubs:

    Spoiler

    APOEL Nicosia - Started QR2 - W2 L1 - Lost 1-0 Away to Vitorul (ROM) In First Leg
    AEL Limossal - Started QR1 - W4 D1 - Drew 0-0 Away to Austria Vienna
    AEK Larnaka - Started QR1 - W4 D1 - Won 2-0 at home to Dinamo Minsk 
    Apollon Limossal - Started QR2 W2 L1 - Lost 2-1 at Pittodrie 

    Azerbaijan - 4 clubs:

    Spoiler

    Qarabag - Started QR2 - W2 D1 - Drew 0-0 to Sheriff (MDA) in First Leg
    Gabala - Started QR2
    Zira - Started QR1 - W2 D1 L1 -Eliminated by Astra (ROM) 3-1 on Agg
    Inter Baku - Started QR1 W3 L1 Eliminated by Fola Esch (LUX) 4-2 on Agg

    Sweden - 4 Clubs:

    Spoiler

    Malmo FF - Started QR2 - D1 L1 - Eliminated by Zardar (MDE) 4-2 on Agg
    Ostersund - Started QR2 - W2 D1 -  Won 1-0 at Home to Fola Esch (LUX)
    AIK - Started QR1 - W2 D3 - Drew 1-1 at home to Braga 
    IFK Norrkoping - Started QR1 - W3 L1 - Eliminated by Trakai 3-3 on Agg, then 5-3 on Pens

    Belarus - 4 clubs:

    Spoiler

    BATE Borisov - Started in QR2 - W1 D1 L1 - Lost 1-0 Away to Slavia Prague
    Dinamo Brest - Started in QR2 - D1 L1 - Eliminated by Rhiendorf Altach (AUT) 4-1 on Agg
    Dinamo Minsk - Started in QR1 - W3 D1 L1 - Lost 2-0 Away to AEK Larnaka
    Shakhtyor Soligorsk - Started in QR1 - D1 L1 - Eliminated by Suduva (Lithuania) 2-1 on Agg

    Bulgaria - 4 clubs:

    Spoiler

    Ludogrets - Started in QR2 - W1 L2 - Lost 2-0 Away to Hapoel Beer Sheva
    Levski Sofia - Started in QR1 - W1 D1 L2 - Eliminated by Hadjuk Spliit 
    Botev Plovtiv - Started in QR1 - W3 D2 - Drew 0-0 at home to Maritimo (POR)
    Dunav Ruse - Started in QR1 - L2 - Eliminated by Irtysh Pavlodar (KAZ)

    Scotland 4 clubs:
     

    Spoiler

    Celtic - Started in QR2 - W2 D1 - Drew 0-0 at home to Rosenborg
    Aberdeen - Started in QR2 - W2 D1 - Won 2-1 at Home to Apollon Limossol
    St Johnstone - Started in QR1 - L2 - Eliminated by FK Trakai (LTU) 3-1 on Agg
    (The) Rangers - Started in QR1 - W1 D1 - Eliminated by Progres Niederkorn (Lux) 2-1 on Agg

     

  5. 2 hours ago, kiddy said:

    Looking at the contenders, you could write off anybody that's already ridden the Giro & Tour. Will Valverde/Porte be fit by then, extremely doubtful & Dumoulin has said no.

    Leaves Nibali & Zacharin as main threats to any Froome attempt. As both Bardet & Uran have just come up short against the Sky rider who's now hitting form.

    Chaves, Adam Yates?

  6. Just now, kiddy said:

    A quick 40 sec head start for Froome & Thomas, on the other GC contenders.
    Feel sorry for Valverde, whole season planned round this & came to grief with s fairly heafty crash. Possible leg break?

    Looked like the Collar bone and hip imo

  7. On 30/06/2017 at 18:31, F_T_Y said:

    Expecting sky to dominate the peleton like last year, valverde might prove to be the main man for movistar, quintana not at his best at giro. 

    Peter Sagan to mop up any sprints and claim the points jersey once more.

    Eurosport showing all stages live from start to finish i believe.

    As are ITV4

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