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Guy I was an apprentice was doing this whilst a passenger in a car being driven by someone who'd been drinking. Car clipped a roundabout at speed and flipped , at which point the fellas instinct was to hold on. Ended up a few fingers short. Not a good idea.

Game was obviously over the minute Strain had his rush of blood to the head, would have been an interesting watch if it had stayed 11 v 11. Excellent display again from Hemmings in goal, looks more assured every time I see him. Massive cracks painted over for Rangers, interested to see who ends up in the hotseat and can only hope it's someone who allows the bantz to continue. That Sky pander to the bigoted masses, even when they are serving up the utter dross that Rangers have been for god knows how long says it all. I know St Mirren have had a fantastic start to their campaign and deserve all the recognition for it, but the Edinburgh derby should have been the clear live pick this week (as it should every time it comes around. Why should one city derby be guaranteed every single time and not the other?). Games will never be selected by merit, viewing figures will forever trump all else. The contempt Sky hold for all bar the least pleasant two sides in football is shocking.

Your wish is our command. Congratulations on your win, now feel free to commit this thread to the ether and never speak of the game again.

Nice wee touch that from Livi. Fair play. .

A tad soggy at Bowling tbf. Dalmuir tunnels now flooded as well. (Same at Dalmarnock, so anyone planning on train to Celtic v Killie might want to check their plans). Month's worth of rain forecast in one day, but agree with the general point that it often doesn't take much to f**k our entire transport system.

Weather warning in place for the entire country until tomorrow morning and advice is to only travel if necessary. Elgin v Stenny first to bite the dust, expect plenty more will follow. Road conditions will be poor so take care those travelling, if it does go ahead. (And if it does, get them pumped, Motherwell).

I personally feel that poor, defenceless animals should be nowhere near laboratories and, with a plentiful supply of them at our disposal, 'Tory Testing' would be a far more palatable alternative.

I know the craft beer scene has exploded over the past few years, and a lot of these breweries have been pushing boundaries in their offerings to keep competitive. I don't know if these are actually real, and the fruity flavours here I can just about get my head round, but roast dinner flavoured ale? Hell to the f**k no on that one.

Ah, right. Just watched it quickly and thought it was from concourse inside. (Logic should obviously have told me emergency exit doors would open out the way!!).Argument still works though, evidently trying to boot it open to let even more ticketless scumbags into an already overcrowded stand.

Saw some daft lassie arguing this point to death on Twitter, absolutely nuts. The North Curve, who regularly have banners protesting against how fans are treated by the police etc, uploading footage and calling it 'pig watch', while the polis try to stop utter vermin trying to kick a door in to gain free entry and the danger that over filling the stand could entail is some take as well. If you genuinely want things to improve like your protests suggest, don't act like c***s and do things like kick doors in, or run around like wee fannies with your daft wee balaclavas on looking for bother. It's a sad state of affairs in this day and age when your club needs to budget for the damage fans cause at away stadiums on a regular basis.(The general behaviour point stands for fans of all teams btw. Every team has dickheads in their support).

Penn and Teller as co-managers, or exhume the corpse of Paul Daniels. They're going to need a fucking magician to turn that Dessers fella into a striker.

Gutting as it is, we only ourselves to blame for collecting 0 points from last 9. Can't remember the last time we had such an open game against Celtic with so many decent openings. Playing well (which we are) counts for absolutely f**k all when you can't take your chances. We really need to take something against Livi next week to get back on track.

All of whom are still on multiple times the wages and therefore, I'd assume, deemed to be a higher calibre of player than our 4th choice striker, who gave them a decent run around.

Aye, scraping a last gasp win at Fir Park is hardly akin to scalping Real at the Bernabeu, and going anywhere near the players is just scummy behaviour. Unfortunately its no surprise as Celtic's travelling support contains a huge scummy element.

Only ourselves to blame. Didn't take our chances when they came, and a couple of terrible lapses defensively to concede. Celtic really aren't that great for all their financial advantage, and their defence is there to be got at. If we had a fit, first choice forward available we 100% take a couple of those opportunities. They will drop points this season for sure, just a pity we shat the bed so very late on today.

The thing that must haunt Oliver himself the most is the thought of the fairly lucrative gig on mainstream telly that he threw away. If only he'd managed to keep his cuntery under wraps and maintain his public face of seeming normality, he could have made his money and rode off into a very comfortable sunset. As it is, he outed himself as an utter mentalist and will now spend his day's, David Icke style, preaching nonsense to an ever decreasing audience and producing shite like this. Good enough for the clown.

Just shows you how quickly things can change in football. At the start of last season the boy didn't look out of place in and around our first team squad and was highly rated by some high up in the club, now he's plummeted through the levels to end up there. A tough auld gig the fitba...

If we had a fit forward worthy of the name I'd have fancied us a bit more tomorrow, as although they have by far the most potent strike force in the league, Celtic's defence is 100% there to be got at. On top of being well drilled and organised, we've been playing some pretty decent stuff lately. Our downfall has been not being able to take our chances when they come. The midfield have done admirably with their work in the forward areas and chipped in with a few goals, but with Celtic's strength in the middle, I think they will be more occupied in there, than rampaging forward. Bair's hold up play has been decent and he is physically a handful, it's just unfortunate he couldn't score in the proverbial barrel of lady gardens. I'm also not totally sold on Wilkinson, even when fully fit. I can see us yet again making a very good account of ourselves, but our nonexistent goal threat will once again be our ultimate undoing. If I was Ketts I'd just be having a shoot on sight policy in the hope that Bain chucks one in, as he's prone to do. A valiant 0-2 loss and on to games against our peer clubs with, hopefully, someone who carries a real goal threat in the line up.

To be all expenses paid for out of @scottsdad's 'Big Fancy Machines and Equipment ' budget.

Doesn't matter what other team is involved in any given game against either of them, or if it's fouls, penalties or fucking number of pies sold. Both of them are constantly looking to find any shred of 'evidence' that there is a conspiracy against them or that a particular club/player/manager/referee favours the other lot. 'They kicked us more than they kicked them'. Fucking hell, what a tragic way for any adult to spend their time.

Can you not buy tickets vs Celtic online? First time in a long, long time that I've not had a season ticket and just patg at the games I can make it to. Not had an issue so far and all the usual links are in place when I sign in to my account, but when I click 'buy' it just comes up 'no seats available matching your criteria' before I can even select stand etc. I'm guessing it's to try and prevent the other lot accessing the home stands, but pain in the arse if I need to go over to the office.

Maybe they need to introduce a system whereby your kilt length increases with your age. The auld boy is 73, and his scrotum probably hangs to about his ankles by now, so if he's going commando he has reached the stage where kilts are banned, and tartan trousers are his only legal alternative to prevent becoming a geriatric addition to the register.

Don't remember my parents reading to me, but my daughter absolutely would not settle until one of us had read her nightly book when she was young, she absolutely loved it. At pre-school age, before she could read, there were a couple of her favourites that she memorised word for word and knew exactly where each page began and ended (I'm guessing going by where the pictures were as her guide), and loved to be the one doing the 'reading'. Always very animated and would mimic the silly voices for each character I used when I first read them to her. Happy memories of their love and innocence, before they inevitably evolve into and through their moody teenage arsehole phase.

Not been a post in here in a while. Just watched tonight's Gone Fishing and it was an absolute fucking joy. Some really poignant yet funny stuff that made you consder your own mortality, but had you creased with laughter at the same time. Just simple, smile a minute stuff. Bob pished on a couple of pints at the end was outstanding. Best programme on the telly.

Could make it slightly less comfortable for Brand if they put the fucker in the clink where he belongs.