'WellDel

Motherwell's shite efforts at streaming this game surpassed only by the teams even worse efforts at playing the fucker.

Another evening of glorious T.

Well rounded and full bodied. A cracking looking pint of Tennent's there too.

Married male (47), seeks tall golden bodied beauty for discreet afternoon fun and frolics . Match found

Went a bit wanky tonight with 2 x wee Brewdog 4packs (Punk and Clockwork Orange) along with a couple of JD and Cokes. Alright for a wee change, but by f**k I'm thoroughly looking forward to a day out on the good old vitamin T tomorrow.

Managed to get a table in the beer garden at Hootenanny in Glasgow yesterday . One of the few places with no time restrictions on tables , and many glorious T's were enjoyed over around 6 hours . Today's hangover currently being aided by a few of the canned variety in the garden . I fucking love Tennents.

The very fairest of fucks to Gillespie. Very accomplished keeper at our level, bar his sometimes suspect distribution, but not convinced of how much first team action he is likely to see at Newcastle. A 3 year deal, on what will be vastly more money than he's earned in his career thus far is superb for the guy though and the very best of luck to him. Another example of 'the model' working, and hopefully helpful when trying to entice players to come to us.

Best of luck to Tait at St Mirren . All round good guy and stellar servant to the club during his time with us . unfortunately for him he'd just lost that wee bit of pace , having never been the quickest in the first place which meant he was no longer a first pick , but was someone I would have liked to keep hold of as an option from the bench due to his versatility. He's at the age though where he'll be wanting games , and hopefully for him he can get that in Paisley . Best of luck fella.

" Let's rehash that Colts proposal from the other year and put it out there again under the guise of being the saviours of lower league Scottish football during a pandemic , the daft cnuts will go for it , 100% ". f**k off Rangers and Celtic ( if they're in bed with them on this ) . Just get yourselves so far to f**k and take your Colts with you . Playing on smaller teams current financial difficulties by dangling a carrot to try and force through an agenda that is wholly for your own benefit is low even for those arseholes . This proposal should , and will be booted clean into the sea by all right thinking chairmen . Tell rangers to bolt , tell Budge to f**k up , get Hearts doon , and put an end to this whole fucking farce . Motherwell have a European assault to concentrate on without any of these stupid distractions ffs .

Milfy ? Not so sure . Filthy ? Undoubtedly. Wid ? Aw night . Think we need to weed out all this virus concern and political nonsense , and have a dedicated 'Averagey looking cockteases dressed as nurse's' thread tbqhwy .

I'll leave the debate over Johnsons' current predicament, and political debate to the rest of you guys . I'm just here for the milfy nurse pics . Keep them coming lads , thanks .

Thank f**k big Dec is back . How Hartley still manages to feature is beyond me , been absolutely hopeless for weeks now . Although he never covered himself in glory on Tuesday either , I would rather have seen Grimmy rb and Tait lb in a back 4 , or given Maguire the nod alongside Gallagher. Robinson talked about guys he'd been loyal to not performing,and it seemed pretty obvious Hartley was one of them , why he's stuck with him again , f**k knows . Interested to see how Watt and Long work together . Another absolute shitfest is likely on the cards , but I'm going to be optimistic and , even accounting for Calamity Pete , go for a 'Well win . 2-0 to halt the complete derailment of our season.

Grew into the game in the first half after losing the early goal. Played some decent stuff and the work rate and application was top notch. A wee bit of composure in front of goal could have seen us go in level at half time. 2nd half Celtic upped it and the gulf between honest pro's and international level players started to show. They moved the ball well and forced a lot of errors in our ranks. Their pace sweeping back to front had us all at sea. Couple of top drawer goals too tbf. Always sore to lose by a few, but no complaints. Onto Saturday and what should be a cracking cup tie.

Working til around 10pm . The mrs is going to the in-laws for the bells and a couple of drinks , so I will go there to pick her up on the way home and see the bells on with them . Drink free , home for 1ish and not at all bothered , the bells are pish . Day out to Musselburgh races tomorrow with around a dozen of us which will be good crack , so looking much more forward to that .

Although we only scored the one goal, the first half was as comfortable as you will see, but from the first whistle of the second half, f**k me gently, a bigger shitshow you will struggle to witness. Credit to Hamilton, they pressed and harried, and won every second ball. We couldn't string two passes together and it really was pub team standard fare from us. A chance missed to edge a wee bit in front of Aberdeen, and a disappointing end to the year after the good work of the last few weeks.

Nads doesn't fit the system, the system fits Nads. Bring him home.

The wife got me one of those beers of the world advent calendars. Tonights offering of Portuguese Super Bock is decent enough, but the main event will be making a dent in the 10 pack of T that's in the fridge.

Another absolutely meh performance against this lot at home. Although Rangers had several players not at it ( Kent, Kamara to name 2), we managed to be absolutely shite and fail to take advantage. When Mcgregor clawed out the point blank header from Long you just knew it wasn't going to happen. Even with all our attacking options on the park against 10 men we were utterly toothless. In midfield we were scrappy and lost almost every second ball, and if it weren't for a few good stops by Gillespie it could have been more. Disappointing but not unexpected result. Hopefully back to some semblance of our previous form for the kiddy-on Lanarkshire derby. I really wish Airdrie would get their shit together a wee bit to give us back a rivalry that we used to get worked up about, instead of the far less inspiring tussle with the shitey South Lanarkshire gang.

Always been a bit of an insomniac , and has never really affected me work-wise etc . 5-6 hrs would normally be a good night , waking a couple of times during that period . Started a new job as a train driver at start of year and back onto shifts for the first time in 10 years . They are really big on you having the appropriate rest , which is fair enough I suppose if you're doing 90mph with 400 passengers on board . Earliest start times are around 4am , so to get the preferred minimum sleep means bed at around 7pm for a 3am rise . Very hard to do , especially in the light summer months but adapting as time goes on . Have found reading for a bit helps me unwind and drift off more easily , it's still the staying asleep part that's the problem . Regularly wake a few times during the night , but find I drift back off more easily than I used to . Shifts are generally 9-10 hrs and can be quite intense with concentration levels required , so job is far more mentally than physically exhausting , so think this is what obviously makes me more tired and has resulted in the slightly improved sleeping . Normally have a lie in on one of my rest days . Don't generally sleep longer , but just read and relax a bit to recharge a little .

Three entries for wee North Lanarkshire in a relatively short list to select the worst town in the entire nation is a decent achievement . Even if none of them win the title in the poll , is the district basically thought of as the biggest overall shithouse in the entire U.K. ? Proud .

First game of the season , and first of many routine victories as the Claret and Amber juggernaut begins to power it's classy , swashbuckling path to a cup win and top 6 finish , with our unbreakable defence recording yet another clean sheet . 0-3 . Either that or another scrappy shitfest on the plastic park .

Aldred is typical of the journeyman defender , will bounce from club to club depending on the highest bidder . It's a short career , and sticking around at a club for which you have no great affiliation when you can double or treble your earnings elsewhere , is never on the agenda . He's been fantastic for us over the piece , but the only reason he rocked back up at Fir Park this season is that he had no chance of a game at Bury , and he could come here and put himself in the window , whilst still receiving a good wage . Good luck to him.If the Australia move comes off , fantastic lifestyle and money . Will always be grateful for his contribution , especially the two goals and full-time bounce at Hamilton .

Being totally pedantic , travelling by train you would technically be going Down to London , but you would , indeed , be doing so on the Up line . Enjoy your journey down/up , and your return up/down .

Started greying when I was 19 , very much hereditary . My dad went grey fairly young , and my grandfather was totally white since I could ever remember . My brother also very similar to me , both now mid-forties and almost totally grey . Never , ever bothered me though , in fact , while I was still single and in my early 20's , it seemed to help tap into the market of pumping 30 something divorcees and single mothers you met at the dancin' . Think it had the effect of making you look a bit more mature or sensible than some of your other steaming , dark haired mates . I'm all for that tbh . Mon the grey guys .

30 ft up in the air is the only safe place for us to put the ball these days. If it's on the ground it's more often than not going to end up in our net.