chimneyman

They can't really go on the pitch and score the goals for them, people would notice.

Went along for an induction last night, despite having been using the gym for a few weeks already. Anyway, got talked into booking some PT sessions, which is probably what I need to give me a bit of kick up the erse. Otherwise I'd probably spend the next 6 weeks on the cardio machines then give up out of sheer boredom

RRM

There's really no reasoning with someone that deluded.

People have a right to say what they want. Doesn't mean their opinions are relevant. If you're saying people don't have a right to post opinions on the Internet, particularly considering the total pish you post, then you need to seriously consider how messed up your logic is.

Who said he has no right, and how is that rule to be implemented? If he has no right, then what's going to happen to him? Are you going to fine him or report him to the council? I think you should type up a wee notice and serve him with a fine. It's the only way he'll learn.

Are we going to ban foreigners talking about Scotland? Are you ok, ***?

Can anyone recommend a pair of trainers for the gym? Don't plan on doing lifting at the moment, so various weight machines, bit of cardio and some HIIT-type classes. Looking for something more appropriate than a pair of Gazelles.

Can anyone quote a Bennet post that actually contributed something to the thread?

Do you use the bint word because you disagree with her?

You mean some people in Helensburgh might move and work / live elsewhere?

Piers said something about his brother being in the forces, which he thought somehow made his opinion on Trident more relevant

It's hardly baffling, your proposal is exceedingly simple. You want Rangers and Celtic to have less money so your team can have more money. You want to benefit from the financial rewards that sectarianism brings the big two. I completely understand why you are not keen to accept this is central your whole proposal. There is no central fund that can be divided up, so stop kidding yourself on.

You're proposal involves taking money from the big teams and sharing it more equally with the wee teams. The big teams are Celtic and Rangers, so that circle doesn't quite square. Only an idiot would argue that isn't the case.

It's not based on fairness, it's based on some arbitrary nonsense you dreamt up on your lunch break. I've got no idea why you want your team to be more reliant on the old firm, and to profit from their sectarianism. Thought the idea was for wee teams to be self-sufficient. It's weird logic.

They are, but you still want them to finance your club.

If you're splitting revenue 50 / 50 then the big teams still get much more money, so you're not really providing a solution to anything. But yeah, more fans = more money. That's pretty much how society works.

Still can't do the maths.

More revenue, silly. Why don't you define the costs of staging a match? They only ideas you've come up with so far can all be categorised as vague and without substance.

You can't do the maths yourself, and you mock me for using fingers for counting? Guess you don't do irony, eh.

I didn't devise anything, it's already established fact.

You do know the phrase "costs of staging a match" is completely and utterly subjective? You want to recognise the principle that if two teams don't show then no one shows. What about the principle that one team brings a lot more to the table than the other? Let's ignore that one. This thread has gone rank. Apologies for adding to it.

Do you think people just keel over and die if they're a few hundred calories short?? You create a calorie deficit and the body uses fat stores to provide energy. There's a reason humans can survive weeks or months without food.

Most people gain weight because they're not honest with themselves.

I was mocking him, not lauding his 'wealth'! Must start using smilies