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I think its more likely to be pensioners etc who haven't recognised the fact the tory party now is full of bellends, racists, sex pests and just the plain thick, who make Norman Tebbit look like your anything goes free-wheeling uncle in comparison, and is a long way from the slightly portly cigar-smoking men who put business first they used to vote for or that nice Rory Stewart

I mean she could have had a Road To Damascus type conversion starting with divorcing her sex pest hubby, No one questioned Dugdale for suddenly deciding she was now voting nationalist But yeh Occam's razor says she's saving her own skin

Sounds like a wrong un just trying to keep her seat, but... Hardly a blow for labour is it? Proves it broadening its appeal rather than trying to narrow it and so victory moves closer If the SNP stuck to that tack rather than campaigners demanding it purge itself of anyone to the right of Neil Kinnock they might not be in the shit they're in right now.

"backs Swinney after the pair held talks." John: "f**k off you time wasting roaster" Graeme: "ok"

Benny Hill won't pop up and start slapping him on top of his head?

Ha so it's a totally democratic and transparent process then, I knew me and that SNP lot were missing something, we're so silly For some reason I keep thinking of Michael Fish explaining that technically it wasn't a hurricane, just 100mph winds that blew over all those houses

Hang on now, is just coronating a new first minister without the public getting a say not undemocratic? These "SNP" lot whoever they are seem to think so... https://www.snp.org/sunak-as-prime-minister-is-a-total-affront-to-democracy/

Kate Forbes Not born with a silver spoon in her mouth Spoonerism! Fate Korbes? The Fate of Corbz - Jeremy Corbyn! Could the SNP be electing a leader too extreme for the electorate? More after the break, 3-2-1!

How much wood would Edward Woodward cut if Edward Woodward could cut wood? Something to ponder for all of us there

Isn't telling other people that they can't tell other people what they can't or can't do a clearcut example of telling other people what they can't or can't do? How do you tolerate the intolerable etc etc

Well I've had a look at the 4 in question and I think they're different ones Seriously though the first aim of the new SNP leader should be to get Christine Weir back on side. That lottery won paid for the SNP surge and it's no surprise since they turned off the taps it's went to shit. Pissing them off directly led to the SNPs parlous financial state and where Pete finds himself now. https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/euromilllions-winner-christine-weir-donates-31624851

As much as the greens have to realise anyone who doesn't agree with them isn't Genghis Khan, you have to realise my debonair devils advocate stylee isn't bait Given the snp have kicked out some supposed independence supporters and won't work with the other ones, there's only unionists left , and your 4 lib dems get the SNP over the line for the least effort

There's nothing like a man who was shit at the job over 20 years ago to turn SNP fortunes around Whoever gets the gig should tell the greenies to do one, they've proven themselves to be unreliable and shout fascist at anyone further right than Karl Marx. Get the Lib Dems on board

What's changed since last year? His family getting on his tits by now? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-64671488

Whoever's next just needs to get the Lib Dems on board for non-independence matters, they're pretty much Green but pragmatic about stuff not absolutist culture warriors. Would avoid the Alba thing. You can thank me later Kate

PWEI seemed to sell more t-shirts than albums

It's at this point Humza should just go "come on then ya fuckers" and call an election and blame the greens for it, but as we know from SIR STUART WING'S analysis they've ran out of money - a scottish election and a UK election in the same year would have the receivers in

Massive 385-0 away win sees us rewarded with 60 bonus points Meanwhile in reality our 30th league defeat of the season. What a time to be alive etc. At least it's fucking over

He nicked it off me as well

Will personally have cost Harvie and Slater a fair bit of bunce, 34k each - they'll be boiling about that

Few more quid on Branthwaite's valuation = kerching for Carlisle

McCoist is a terrible commentator He took about 5 tellings before he admitted the Chelsea goalie shouldn't be letting goals in at his near post

Be ironic if they had a gofundme for Pete but spent it on something else

If you're gonna fail, fail bigly It'll also be our lowest points total in the 3pts for a win era, regardless of the result next week

Difficult to say, going by your use of "initiated" you're working off a different dictionary to the rest of us