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Massive 385-0 away win sees us rewarded with 60 bonus points Meanwhile in reality our 30th league defeat of the season. What a time to be alive etc. At least it's fucking over

He nicked it off me as well

Will personally have cost Harvie and Slater a fair bit of bunce, 34k each - they'll be boiling about that

Few more quid on Branthwaite's valuation = kerching for Carlisle

McCoist is a terrible commentator He took about 5 tellings before he admitted the Chelsea goalie shouldn't be letting goals in at his near post

Be ironic if they had a gofundme for Pete but spent it on something else

If you're gonna fail, fail bigly It'll also be our lowest points total in the 3pts for a win era, regardless of the result next week

Difficult to say, going by your use of "initiated" you're working off a different dictionary to the rest of us

Ghana? https://muse.jhu.edu/article/230952/pdf In precolonial Ghana, slaves were a commodity and inheritable; their progeny maintained slave status.

Lost their unearned nepotistic gainz and had to work their way up a meritocracy - does the evil English empire have no limits

Carlisle 1-3 Wycombe Usual. Couple of clangers to give the game away. Apparently the second one was really bad but from the halfway line it looked like a scramble after a clearance banged off a Wycombe player straight back into the goalmouth Our goal looked good and their third carved us open well Didn't hang around for the end of season standing ovations, the players can applaud me next season 1 more goal conceded needed to reach 80, 1 more defeat next week to get to 30

Best charlatans song - almost funk like bass

SNP: "Mr Murrell is no longer an SNP member and any attempt to drag the SNP into individual criminal matters is blah blah blah blah blah etc bollox n shite etc"

Yeh he's got the police just where he wants them now

Good job we have the greens in gubment, they'll stop this sort of thing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-68841141 Oh.

Carlisle 0-1 Blackpool Went behind in the first minute and sacked it off after that The most noteworthy event according to commentary was a massive hailstorm at the end that soaked everyone not under cover Will give a real live report myself from the Wycombe match next week, last home match in league one - woo

The trouble is that owing millions has the tang of "If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem". It's so far removed from people's experience that it washes over. Thousands, on the other hand... It's like how most people think the worst thing Bojo ever did was have a party during lockdown, rather than piss billions up the wall on test n track - https://www.politico.eu/article/nhs-test-trace-program-coronavirus-pandemic-parliament-report/

I should start a countdown thread

The latest possible date for a UK general election is 28 January 2025 (and they're heading for a group hiding and individual redundancy so they'll drag it out as long as possible) This means there is now no more than 300 days (293 actally) until SIR KEIR STARMER KC PM

I thought he was reffing the media's pile-on on Stanley Johnson for his COVID walkabouts

Zombie Carlisle United carry on with a 1-0 win at Cheltenham - now on 30 points Think our lowest total in 3pts for a win era is 34 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Carlisle_United_F.C._seasons - though that was a 42 game season

Should see the rush to say "I'll get the next lot" when we know we're going to a spoons next

R CARLISLE UNITED

Wragg's the same as Matheson - it's not the initial stupidity that hangs you, it's what you do afterwards to wriggle out of it I've just had to sit through 2 hours of powerpoint slides about protecting PII and how awful it would be if we lost someone's shoe size information and this p***k's handing out his mates' details

Lost 3-1 at home to Lincoln 5 games left, can only get to 42 points, so we just need one of the four teams above us to reach 43 and then we're down regardless of what we do Given Burton are on 40 in the last safe place we're down if we lose on Saturday, or they win on saturday, or we both draw And even that's just putting it off till the week after really with the other teams in the relegation places not far behind Burton, but I expect to be relegated in 5 days