The Other Foot

Seeing as the 'modes' haven't cottoned on to this one yet, my challenge is this - who can post the most outrageous thread title on Premiership forum and not have it removed for the longest? The winner gets a bottle of the aforementioned Takamaka spiced rum* *may no longer contain rum, but guaranteed to be at least 50% full of respect and admiration

The correct answer to this gloriously misplaced thread:

Awful lot of decisions going to go the way of the Jags. Disgusting.

I sympathise with both sides of this argument, to be honest. What I find bizarre is the idea that it would be better getting knocked out of cups earlier rather than later. I reckon anyone with that mentality needs to be asking themselves why they watch football in the first place.

And thus it came to pass that Brian of Porteous spread his arms across the land, sprinkled his seed of love across a vast territory, and became king of all the nations.

Comrades, are we really going to play the same tired game every time a Premiership team develops a pantomime villain? You're going to pretend to hate Porto for a while, until he earns a move to a different club, becomes a stalwart member of a resurgent Scotland side, and earns himself a place in the hearts of every football fan in the nation. He's the new Scott Brown / Barry Ferguson. No one... I repeat, no one... could have anything but love and respect for these bold and daring members of the Scottish footballing fraternity.

There's another sport being played today where men with mullets barge into each other, throw an egg-shaped bowl around and slap each other's bums in a manly way. It's abysmal to watch, but I've found it acts as a believable excuse when you just can't handle watching any more of your fitba team.

Is the Daily Express the one that has a crusader as its logo? Says it all really.

Seeing as you didn't bother to post a link to the article, I had to look up this Dante fellow on Google. Apparently he's quite well known. There's a quote attributed to him that begins, "the path to paradise begins in hell". I'll let you interpret that as you see fit...

Alright cupcake, apology accepted

Kylie, darling. Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you so palpably upset. It's just, you can't expect to whip out the "haw haw, he looks like a virgin" line and not expect to receive the commensurate opprobrium.

And the award for creepiest P&B post of 2022 goes to... @Kyle Reese Or... @VincentGuerin Whichever Paulo alias is logged in at the time.

At least his pinky's raised. Steamboats, eating sh*te, almost comatose, sprawled across a dirty city street, and - let's face it - probably soiled himself, but at least he maintains some dignity.

I think it will be: 4 - Livingston 5 - Motherwell 6 - Hibs Hibs' remaining fixtures are tricky, with Well and Livvy having slightly easier runs. I really feel for County - they've done so well to get to this position, but have a right scunner of a fixture list left to go.

Agreed. Outside of Sydney, the Aussies are essentially the same tribe as the Hillbillies in the USA, the Afrikaaners in South Africa and the Brexiteers in good old Blighty.

Dinnae worry, pal. We've got you covered. Green and White Army

Traynor?

Well thank God it manifested itself as tear-stained rants on a forum and not dead women in the basement. Should still check his basement though.

As a less-than-wholesome Hibs supporting citizen who has had his fair share of run-ins and slaps on the wrist, I can confirm that Porto barely did anything wrong on this occasion and should only be ashamed that he spent time in 'Widdy'.

Also. Has the singing section hired new blood since the heady days of Section43, or is it still led by folk like Ross and Derry? Good Lord, those boys must be well into their eighties by now...

But won't my micro chip go 'ping'?

Cheers lads. God, if I can tell my wife that I'll be in the South stand alongside the Ross County fan and his mate, I'll be onto a winner

I think this song is very, very, extremely nice. It should be followed by: Our team will achieve the victory, Our team will achieve the victory, Our team will achieve the victory, Under the command of Jimbo Goodwin we will be really nice football.

Boys. Back in the Burgh for the first time in 3 years, and fancy the County game tomorrow. Only way I'll be allowed to go is if I can convince my wife there's no covid risk. Now... dont be a smart c***. I know it's not exactly going to be downtown Manhattan on a summer Saturday night. But can anyone suggest a section we can buy tickets where it might be EVEN MORE sparsely populated than the rest? Back in my days, this would have been southern ends of the East and West - but maybe things done changed. Thanks in advance. Foot. Xx