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  1. Rudolph Hucker
    Thank feck for that. Anybody got a padlock??
  2. Rudolph Hucker
    v.......except that we both know you're taking the populist view as gospel and therefore talking crap here, don't we - there's a massive difference between a genuine "head's gone" episode and half a dozen or so numpties shouting "Heads Gone!", missing apostrophe and all, in support of their even numptier mate. Still, if it keeps you happy, son, that's fine by me since we both know you're struggling to have a pop at me apart from on this flimsiest of pretexts. BTW, if there's one thing that's consistent about you it's that you will totally ignore any part of a post that is accurate and which you cannot contest. With that in mind, it's nice to see it confirmed that the first part of my post was obviously on the money. Unlucky, champ!
  3. Rudolph Hucker
    Don't take him seriously, guys; it's just yet another Saturday night when he hasn't managed to get his hole. Good luck to Hopkin, hope he does okay - especially when you play the teams round about Morton.
  4. Rudolph Hucker
    Has someone hacked into vt's account?
  5. Rudolph Hucker
    A man with no legs was thrown out of the cinema for standing on the seats. As he waited at the bus stop a pal came along and asked him how he was getting on. Eventually he got two wooden legs, but they caught fire and he burned to the ground. He tried to claim for replacements on his house insurance but he didn't have a leg to stand on and was eventually charged with arsin'.
  6. Rudolph Hucker
    He looked a class player for us - when he could be ersed to get on the pitch and show it. Looks as if that attitude of his continued, and would explain why (according to Wiki) he's now without a club.
  7. Rudolph Hucker
    The Smiths Jamiroquai Oasis U2 Muse
  8. Rudolph Hucker
    Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "Can you drive this thing?" Two trout swimming up a loch and they come to a concrete wall.. They look at each other and say "Dam!!"
  9. Rudolph Hucker
    If you felt that strongly about it, why didn't you assert your status as a MFAD and chin 'em yourself? Could've enhanced your reputation locally no end.
  10. Rudolph Hucker
    Might be something in that I suppose. One of my Triumphs wasn't really a triumph at all. She was a real Spitfire. I spent 2000 on her in the hope that Dollymight.......
  11. Rudolph Hucker
    One p***k, and they let THEMSELVES down. (at least, so I'm told.......)
  12. Rudolph Hucker
    aahh, if only one of 'em had asked me to....... But as the old saying goes, anything with tits or tyres is guaranteed to let you down.
  13. Rudolph Hucker
    One of my Triumphs was a belter - great body, twin shockers, independent suspension, a comfy ride but a real goer at the same time. Ended in disaster though, at the moment of full injection she broke down and though I got underneath to try and start her manually she seized up completely. Took me ages to get over that last hump.
  14. Rudolph Hucker
    Me too, I Skoda lot in my younger days
  15. Rudolph Hucker
    Thought you were lapping it up?
  16. Rudolph Hucker
    .......rolls down the hills and canardly get back up 'em.......
  17. Rudolph Hucker
    Yep, they say that auld age is like owning an auld car....... Every time you cough, the exhaust backfires and the radiator leaks a wee bit.
  18. Rudolph Hucker
    Given some of the motorial on here some of you guys deserve a boot. In the big end. Or alternatorively right in the transmission tunnel till you're piston broke.
  19. Rudolph Hucker
    Oowwwwww....... Clutch-ing at straws now
  20. Rudolph Hucker
    The Revved I M Jolly, eh.......?
  21. Rudolph Hucker
    Thought maybe you were just exhausted.
  22. Rudolph Hucker
    Wasn't the best of puns, I suppose, but didn't mean to baffle you Grim.
  23. Rudolph Hucker
    Maybe you should try it. The benefits are manifold.
  24. Rudolph Hucker
    I see what you did there.......
  25. Rudolph Hucker
    Ram a couple of hefty uncooked spuds up his exhaust (ooer missus). Depending on the size and state of his engine it'll probably start ok and the compression will blow the spuds out, but at least he'll wonder what the hell was going on when he first turned the key. Oh, and try not to be parked behind him if you do this. Mortar-bomb spuds can leave a nasty dent.
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