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  1. Rudolph Hucker
    Ant & Dec are made of latex. Originally designed by Frank Oz for inclusion in "Fraggle Rock", they were dropped after the pilot episode for not being funny enough and the rest is history.
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    Once she takes off the "fat suit", Kim Kardashian is so thin that her tits are in single file.
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    Sprouts are the devil's own vegetable. That's why we carve the sign of the cross into their arses before we cook them. PS - I love sprouts, they make me fart more than usual.
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    Don't think so, think you'd only know when you connected the new bottle to it and heard the stuff going into the system. But it's fair to say that if the system still cools down the cabin significantly when you turn it on then it probably doesn't need re-pressurised at the mo.
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    Very good of you, I'm sure.
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    Yeah, you can get it in Halford's or Dingbro etc.It's a pressurised aerosol type bottle not unlike a puncture sealant type thing. It'll show you in the handbook where the access tap for the system is and it'll tell you what to do on the bottle.
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    The air con should be used for say 15 minutes a week through the winter as that keeps the pipes and joints lubricated and stops them drying out. If they dry out they can leak the refrigerant away. That might be what's happening in your case. The refrigeramt can be topped up fairly easily and cheaply but if after that it leaks away again you'll need to see a mechanic about it. Cruise control is great for long journeys on motorways or dual carriageways. Keeps you legal and means your right leg ain't stuck in one position all the time. Parking sensors are for burds. And moaning-faced auld duffers.
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    Naah, that would make them willie-warmers. Maybe, given what we're talking about, "ribbed" would add a certain frisson? And, tho I'm not talking from experience here, if one is going to reuse the socks I think I'd advise using conditioner when washing them. I believe Throbber provides his own equivalent.
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    take a leaf out of Throbber's book and buy a pair of sports socks - much cheaper and you can chuck 'em in the bin when full.
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    Back around 1970 my dad was buying a new Hillman Hunter (a cracking car as I remember it) and one thing that fascinated me in the list of extras was a "wheel embellisher kit", which I badgered him into going for. Turned out to be 4 chromed halo-like discs that covered the last 2 inches between hubcap and tyrewall. WHAT a letdown. Edited to add - just seen Bigmouth's post below, which brings back memories as my dad had a blue Super Minx in the 60s. You can see the wheel embellishers in the pic! But my auld memory was letting me down re timescales - the Hunter was about 1974, not 1970. in 1970 it was a bright red Hillman Avenger, the car I passed my test in, and it had fitted an eight-track cartridge player, a piece of clunky late-60s technology which thanks to Phillips and the Compact Cassette had as short a lifespan as the Betamax video recorder and the mini-disc player. Them were the days!
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    Yeah. Didn't mind the accent that much, but I missed those hubcaps for years after.
  12. Rudolph Hucker
    Yes. RIGHT, initiation time then - I'll fetch the goat..............
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    This is a CLUB?? On the basis of Groucho Marx's maxim that " I refuse to join any club that would have the likes of me as a member", I'm out.
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    Yep, that's exactly what I do in Debenhams in Glasgow and at Braehead - ignore the upscalator and the downscalator and take the centre stairs. While I still can.......
  15. Rudolph Hucker
    She's probably from Linwood.
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    I'd be very careful if I were you. I've always made a point of listening to the voices in my pants and it's always stood me in good stead.
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    That's more like it.
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    Why do people stop walking when they get onto an escalator? Does my nut in. They can walk about a shopping centre without any problem at all, but as soon as they get on moving stairs or walkways they seem to lose the power of their legs and just stand there like feckin penguins till they get slid aff at the other end. Up the way of down the way, it's all the bloody same, and it's even worse when, like most of 'em do, they stand there dreaming in the middle and I can't get past 'em. Say "Excuse me" to them and you get a look as if you'd just farted in their shopping bags, and there's little point anyway because there'll be another who's taken root two yards further on, and then another, and so on. Unless you're old, unwell of have mobility issues these things are there to make things slightly easier for you, not to do all the work. It's the pedestrian equivalent of driving too slowly in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, and the guilty parties should be put in stocks outside shopping malls and have rotten tomatoes flung at them. Merry bloody Christmas.
  19. Rudolph Hucker
    Seek some humility. And please, please seek a girlfriend.
  20. Rudolph Hucker
    Yes, we know you are; it's what makes you so consistently and unremittingly unpleasant.
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    Tsk tsk, the manchild has obviously been indulging his bulk discount at Hyperbole R Us again. What a pointless, venal,, nonsensical diatribe. Just as well we DIDNT win that game or he'd be hard-pushed to keep his P&B daily drivel count up.
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    I still have my turntable and LPs but they've been packed away for years. Ever since I went to put an LP on and found a Christmas one sitting on the deck. This was in May.......
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    wow - you've been Hibs'd???
  25. Rudolph Hucker
    Fair enuff, Nigel.......
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