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coprolite

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  1. I apologise for saying you had a pedantry disorder.
  2. This is a good level of engagement. Mine would get to the last scene before realising anyone had been killed.
  3. As someone who has complained about apostrophe misuse before this isn't necessarily a criticism, but that is extremely pedantic to the point of being a disorder.
  4. This is the sort of behaviour that you might expect to emerge once she has you entangled. During the courting phase women are supposed to pretend not to be complete basket cases. It's like you not farting in front of her. If she can't keep a lid on it now then she's probably quite high on the nutter scale and you are well out.
  5. They've changed the VAT point from importation to supply for all small purchases from overseas. I barely understand what this means in practice. In a separate but related rule change online market places are now required to account for VAT on overseas sales made through them. This is a change from the Seller accounting for it. It looks like an online market place is defined to catch the likes of amazon for definite, very probably ebay but not Gum tree or anything that's essentially just classifieds.
  6. Our town centre has clearly marked arrows for a one way system, including boundaries for the pathway to give room for window shopping or queuing, and nobody pays a blind bit of attention to it. I'm afraid the imaginary rules that exist only in your head are less likely to be complied with.
  7. Brian Grant had at least one McDonald's franchise while he played for the Dons. I think he had the one on the A90 by Brechin.
  8. If it was anything like "amateur" rugby was up until recently, players would get paid for jobs they only did on paper, usually for a board member ot their mates, while playing for free.
  9. I'd snap something if i tried that, at home or otherwise.
  10. According to wiki, Elton John's middle name is Hercules. I found that out yesterday. It also says his first name is Elton and his last name is John, so now i don't know what to believe. Everything i thought was true is a lie. Anyway Denver > John
  11. He might well be, i've never heard of him before. I just wanted to say that his name might be holding him back. It sounds like he should have a blue dinner suit with a frilly shirt and be doing John Denver songs on opportunity knocks.
  12. Violent are they? I'll call them francophone in future to avoid any trouble. Unless I'm trying to mock Gammons' imaginary cultural affinity with Canada, in which case they will be French.
  13. Not convinced that this supply chain will be replicated for the likes of the Walsall branch of Brewer's Fayre. Found an article that suggests we supply most of our own Haddock but China and Iceland , with Norway in third supply more of our Cod than we do. Cod is inexplicably more popular across the UK. https://towardsdatascience.com/where-does-our-fish-come-from-9457c90d4ff0 In conclusion, the Norwegian aquarium lady is a liar.
  14. Duffman would want the Dons to win. I hope he's not disappointed.
  15. I heard that we get most of our fish for fish and chips from Norway. I don't know if they're covered by the deal. This information was provided by someone who worked at an aquarium in Norway to Jane Mcdonald on the program "cruising with Jane McDonald". Not sure how reliable that is.
  16. After his family is rescued having refused to take cyanide, Trump is forcibly removed from the White House in a straitjacket. He and Melania emerge 6 months later as Russia Today's equivalent of Eamon and Ruth. A coroners' report into the deaths of several home office staff concludes that they were unlawfully killed. Priti Patel is charged with murder, conspiracy and treason. Boris Johnson responds by disbanding the coroners and prosecutor's office, replacing them with a consortium of PWC, Capita and Balfour Beatty. Bolsonaro takes offence at not being invited to the G7 along with the other guest countries and burns the remaining Amazon just to piss them off. The british public continue to lap up whatever shite is fed to them.
  17. Thanks Stormzy, I've always aspired to mediocrity.
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