On the topic of loudmouth p***ks on their phones, i took the wife and kids away for the wife's birthday to a niceish hotel which gained me brownie points for not being tight. Cockney w****r wanders in to the bar and sits on the next table shouting into his phone for about half an hour, including: "THEY'VE GOT A DEAL ON SO I GOT A SUITE FOR SEVENTY POUNDS! THAT'S RIGHT, SEVENTY POUNDS! " p***k.