Highland Capital

I’d rather play Harper at left back than McHattie when Tremarco is out.

Our team seems to be about 50% better when Welsh is playing. If he wasn't made of toothpicks he'd be in the Premiership.

The absolute worst vox pop in history on Sky News there. Guy claims he doesn't vote 'because politicians are all liars' but likes Boris Johnson because he believes what he says. Boris Johnson of course, a man never sacked for lying...

We really really really really need a battling midfielder. I'd hate to be one of those fans who looks backwards all the time, but would Draper come back? I noticed he wasn't in the last County squad (unless he's injured?).

I support Inverness Caledonian Thistle so I hope they win and your team (Dundee) lose and when the plane lands you are sad and cry.

For a club of our size, we do seem to have a lot of fans who are absolute imbeciles.

Who are Clachnacuddin?

If we're going to make any changes, we need to play something different. We only seem to have one way of playing and we've become very predictable, even down to the substitutes. I've wondered for a while if we have the team to play 3-5-2, especially when Walsh is out. Storey is got to be down the middle and perhaps the time has come to play him and Todorov as a partnership. A back three of Donaldson-McCart-Tremarco, with Rooney on the right of midfield and maybe Doran on the left.

Indeed you have been and in the meantime I had been very careful to avoid women with one eye and peg legs and you'll be happy to know that I have had no negative experiences. Still wary of them though.

Having three stands is alright (as mentioned building something substantial on the A9 side is a non-starter) but it's the lack of imagination that has ruined the ground. Now I understand they wanted the stands up quick for the SPL in 2004/05, but they built them miles away from the pitch. There was absolutely no foresight on fan experience and I would imagine the aforementioned distance between the goalline and the first row of seats is probably one of the biggest in Scotland. Perhaps if weren't for the gas pipes we would've gone for a Main Stand MK II instead of the north and south stands but oh well. I don't think even the staunchest Caley Thistle fan would defend the stadium really - it's a dump.

Send McHattie, Carson, Trafford, Curry, White and Todorov to the glue factory.

Hope we’ve put the Pride Flag back up for this tie.

Does that woman ever have a day off?

Whether he’s electable is one thing, but I don’t think he’d be able to bare staying out the limelight.

He's facing the camera. It shouldn't even be up for debate.

I have an optimistic feeling about this. Inverness CT 36-0 Arbroath.

A prediction for 2020 - If Salmond is acquitted, he will attempt to re-enter politics by starting his own party.

When was the last time you saw a flag burning in Britain? It's one of these things racists, far righters and Brexit voters shout about constantly but they seem almost nonexistent.

Desperately need a new stadium announcer. I think it's time to lay off the train horns for a while.

For Caley Thistle - Mitchell 'Mitch' Curry - On loan from Middlesbrough and apparently heading back there very soon. Fast and has scored a couple of goals but had a fair chunk of his spell out with injuries. 5/10 Nikolay Todorov - Basically Jordan White Mk2. Scored three goals, two of which were in home thrashings of Morton. He's basically someone to bring on for White. 5.5/10 James Vincent - I think he's been brought back simply for nostalgic reasons. Scored once and, in typical Vincent fashion, been out for a long spell injured. 4/10 Miles Storey - Scored three times, two of which were helped by goalkeeping howlers. Looked a bit better the last fortnight, but constantly played on the wing, which clearly isn't his position. On the whole he's been more Partick and Aberdeen's Storey than he was the player he was for us for us this first time round. 5/10 James Keatings - When he's on form he's one of our better players, but like Vincent and in typical Keatings fashion has had a significant spell out injured. He's looked alright but I still don't think we've quite seen the player he can be yet. 6.5/10 David Carson - Brought in from English 8th tier side Morpeth Town and previously captain of the Blackburn Rovers U23s, Carson had a slow start but has come into things a lot more recently. Deployed both in central midfield and at right back, in recent weeks he's seems to have gotten more up to speed with the pace of the game and has cemented himself into the central midfield role. A tenacious box-to-box midfielder, he looks to be one of our better signings this season. 6.75/10

A crocked journeyman? Doesn't seem like the type of player we'd usually go for.

I'm starting to grow tired of The Totally Football Show. Seems like about half the episode is advertising now and I just skip the nonsense with Paddy Power at the end.

The flights from Inverness to the East Midlands are to cease.

Change UK we hardly knew ye.